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the funniest thing about being a sex-repulsed ace and a forensic science major is, not only do I know more about semen than the average person, but I also know more about semen than I could ever possibly want to know
Calling all writers!
Do you have crime in your story? Police? Missing persons?
FORENSIC SCIENCE?
Than I have an offer for you!
I'm a currently unemployed and bored Forensic DNA Analyst with 10+ years experience in the field.
And I will gladly help you spruce up any writing about crime scenes, investigations, Forensic Science, and trials in the US legal system.
Why?
Because I'm bored.
And grossly inaccurate representations of my field in stories annoys me.
Forensic DNA may be my specialty, but I also know a decent amount about fingerprints, ballistics, tool marks, chemistry, etc.
Here are my kitties for attention.
Verogen Bought Your DNA Sample
Verogen Bought Your DNA Sample
On Dec. 9, Verogen, a California-based forensic genomics company, acquired GEDmatch, a user-sourced DNA genealogy site. The acquisition suggests that GEDmatch’s transformation from a popular genealogy site to a crime-fighting tool is almost complete. The privacy implications will be enormous, even for those who have never considered taking a consumer genetic test.
GEDmatch launched in 2010 as an…
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The child rapist would break into homes to steal children from their Ohio families. He left DNA evidence, but he wasn't in any of the local or national databases. But someone in his family was. And their shared DNA left a trail for investigators that led right to Justin Christian, 29, who is now behind bars.
how long does it take to perform DNA testing?
More forensics: how long does it take to perform DNA testing?
Well, that depends on a number of factors:
The type of case -
samples that contain semen take longer to process for DNA than samples that do not because there are more steps involved in the process and because the samples yield not one but two DNA profiles (a male enriched profile (from semen) and a female enriched sample)
The number of evidence pieces submitted -
cases with lots and lots of…
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why convicts LOVE DNA testing and hate eye-witness testimony
DNA vs. eye-witness testimony. Who will win?
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Exonerations.
DNA testing is a powerful tool in the world of forensic science because of it’s ability to link people to crimes. But it’s DNA’s ability to exclude people from crime scene evidence that makes it so indispensable, particularly to the innocent sitting in prison.
Yesterday, the NY Times reportedthat 5 innocent men stand to gain $40 million for…
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What if the biological evidence disproves the crime?
What if the biological evidence disproves the crime?
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In honor of the fact I’m doing some forensic DNA consulting, I’m allowing people to pick my brain about real-life forensic science. Simply ask your question in the comments, and I’ll either answer it there, or expand in a blog post. We’ll go as long as you guys have an interest.
The question for today was submitted by Loraine Kemp, a fantastic writer and…
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The boring life of a forensic scientist
I can make the life of a forensic scientist sound dull, but read the post anyway. I'm taking question. What do you want to know?
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I’m up to my eyeballs in life. So much so, that I can’t find any time to write. Not a blog post, not a critique, not an email, not even a Facebook post. So I’m squeezing this post in while printing reams of case file. Why? Because I’m consulting on a large criminal DNA case.
In my past life, I used to be a forensic scientist. Not the cool CSI kind that goes…
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