Mar 25, 2020
"i mayb foreva alone but at least my fiancee din knock me up & try to poison me & our unborn chile"
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"i mayb foreva alone but at least my fiancee din knock me up & try to poison me & our unborn chile"
"well at least my husband didnt screw ppl outta hundreds of thousands of dollars and try to fake his own death"
-me after watching an episode of "who the ---- did i marry'
I'll prob just be a single gal with a rose garden.
That moment when you realize that you have no bae for Valentine's Day. #WhyDidIChooseThis #CuzYaGirlEnjoysTheSingleLife #MoreCandyForME #SharingIsNOTCaring #BackUpOffMyConversationHearts #YouDidntAskPermission #NoIDontWantAHug #YouCANGiveMeSomeMoneyThough #IAcceptCashAndChecks #ForevaAlone #LovingIt #ImGoodAllByMyselfHunty
That moment when you realize that you have no bae for Valentine's Day. #WhyDidIChooseThis #CuzYaGirlEnjoysTheSingleLife #MoreCandyForME #SharingIsNOTCaring #BackUpOffMyConversationHearts #YouDidntAskPermission #NoIDontWantAHug #YouCANGiveMeSomeMoneyThough #IAcceptCashAndChecks #ForevaAlone #LovingIt #ImGoodAllByMyselfHunty
*sees new Colin Farrell movie comes out on Valentine's Day* "Mum. Will you be my valentine and drool over Colin Farrell with me?" "Yes baby" LOL
I feel like poo & i just want cuddles.