#forevermrclever

[mollythepathologist-a]

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Molly Hooper was lost, completely and utterly lost. She had no clue were she was or really how she managed to get there. Not only that, but her mobile was out of service. 

It was absolutely ridiculous, so when she saw another person she nearly jumped out of her skin. She really couldn't make them out, but she knew it was someone so she ran towards them. 

"Hello sorry! Could you help me?" 

[whowaits-blog]

omg so much booty

{outofginge} I'm the butt queen for a reason

[goodmenhavenorules]

You're going to bribe me into leaving you alone? That's low, even for you.

Ahaha but hey, you know what, if it works, then it works. Besides, done worse in my days... So, what'll it be, then? Either I force you out of there, or we make some sort of a deal, Mister Clever.

[agutfeeling]

And hopefully you'll lose that attitude... [He grins, and stretches his palm out towards Kirk. From his sleeve emerge some small Cybermites, and they begin making their way rapidly towards him.] I bet your memories would be amazing.

The hell are you talkin' about? [Then those things are released, and Kirk's visibly bristled; oh no, this is so not fucking good. Reaching into his belt his phaser's drawn, set to stun, as always.] Get them away from me or I'll shoot you, and I've got damn good aim.

[agutfeeling]

Oh, don't worry. You'll know in a minute.

[agutfeeling]

Oh, you're a special snowflake alright- but I annoy everyone. It's not the worst thing I do, just a bit of fun~

Huh. And what is the worst thing you do, then?

[agutfeeling]

You really should have. Both owning spaceships and all. Doesn't matter though, I was just going to use him to brag a bit. Anyway, Kirby- I'm Mr Clever. Happy to annoy you whenever you don't want me to.

Got more important things on my mind.

[Eyebrow twitch] Mr. Clever, then. Helluva name. So, why so interested in annoying people? Or am I just a special snowflake?

[abloodstainedconscience-blog]

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Trust me, you do.

...You sure y'wanna say that?