#you-are-seeing-things

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[ALERT – PUBLIC COSMIC CLARIFICATION NOTICE]

There is still only one moon.

Please disregard:

Reports of a “second, lower” moon

Dreams featuring lunar reflections that breathe

Any social media claims tagged #twomoonsclub

The moon has always been the moon. You are experiencing residual Sky Layer Inversion Syndrome (SLIS). This is common in individuals who look up for too long without blinking.

If you have taken a photograph showing two moons, please submit it for deletion via Form B-9. If the moons appear to be arguing, do not engage. One of them is not a moon.

We assure you: Lunar sovereignty remains uncontested.