I was just reading through Sixer's journal, as a brother does, when I saw a bit of the smut chapter of his Cask of Amontillado fanfiction. I'm not gonna spoil it all for you guys, but here's a bit that I definitely won't get chewed out for sharing:
"Why, if thou detest me so, am I still here? Surely, thou could have ended my life yesternight?"
"The sole cause of my refusal to commit such a heinous- yet thoroughly tempting- act, is the world will rue the day it sees me walk it alone."
I can't tell you guys anything else, otherwise Poindexter will kill me. But holy shit.














