The Better Twin

Hey there, hellsite dwellers! I finally decided to make my own account now that Sixer's back in commission. I probably won't be very active here, but that's just because I'm gonna be taking care of him still. Making sure he doesn't wear his heart out and all that.

[therealstanleypines]

Year isn't over yet, but I just thought I'd give some proof of how committed I am to listening to Chappell Roan.

I admit, I was slacking in January. But I've gotten back up since then.

@dipper-m-pines

[therealstanleypines]

opinion on the incest? (the stuff in your family)

Was originally gonna delete this ask because just seeing that word irks me, but uh. Here we go.

I don't like it. And I don't have to explain why. But for whatever reason, I feel obligated to.

I have personal experience with it IRL. I will never understand people who get off on it or pass it off as "not a big deal". It's the reason I can't handle receiving affection normally now. Everything feels gross to me now.

[the-real-sans-undertale]

my headmate @im-a-very-pretty-monster wants to know how we're feeling about a fanfic with an Ultraman Rising and Death Note crossover.

Should he?

HELL YEAH!!!

no wtf

I don't know

Voting ended onJun 10, 2025

(please reblog, i need as many opinions as possible /nf)

[therealstanleypines]

How do you feel about people drawing you and your brother? (I asked Ford and he said he thought you’d be okay with art n stuff but I thought it’d still be a good idea to ask you to make sure)

I don't mind at all, as long as it isn't inappropriate.

[hesawifebeaterdanusethegun]

Started a fresh one because the one I was tagged in was getting pretty long:

Steal some random shit from my room

Giant Kong toy who roars and whose eyes light up

Dan Stevens DVD Collection lol

Autographs from Kiefer Sutherland and Matthew Lillard

A Legion (the TV show) poster

Ikea teddy bear (Djungelskog)

Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle

One of several filled sketchbooks

Werewolf paw shoes

Autographed Jason mask

Light up Beetlejuice sign

Voting ended onMay 30, 2025

Tagging @endofradio @maxwellendowed @leeeeeeeeech @bjfinn @ashley-slashley @caesarclowningaround @unidentifiedprimate and anyone else who wants to do one! Thank you to @radioblueheart for the tag!

[bjfinn]

Thanks for the tag!

I would pick the Beetlejuice sign, but it'd depend on the size lol

I've only got a few things that I'd consider theft-worthy:

my Beetlejuice Build-a-Bear (he's my special little guy, so you have to promise)

my vintage 1960s Polaroid camera, complete with all accessories

my collection of 400+ CDs (almost all genres!)

my cookbook collection

my portable DVD player (plays ALL regions)

2 beautifully embroidered English Laundry™ shirts, size XL (like new)

Voting ended onJun 1, 2025

Tagging @hoodoo12 @howlingdemon13 @juicy-beetle @antonymziie and anyone else who wants to play!

[antonymziie]

wowee! a tag game! thanks for the tag

pick something to take from my room!

gravity falls book collection

full series of the beetlejuice cartoon on dvd

baritone ukulele

golf ball i found in a cemetery

ceramic cauldron filled with fidgets

fire extinguisher

my funky earring collection

Voting ended onJun 1, 2025

tagging (for if you want to 🙃) @localcanadiancreature62 @reveri005 @pinkphonepillz @marsupials-of-mars and anyone else who wants to play!!

[bren-the-chicken]

I just wanted to make a poll 😂

Steal something from my room (or house?)

Wii (with controllers and 12 games)

Season 1 of Supernatural

Lego T-Rex Breakout Set

Spare car keys (Outtatime)

All 14 plush Axolotls

Thanatoes & Persephone (good luck)

Voting ended onJun 1, 2025

Okay uhhhhhh @triptychcryptid @greenbunny7 @emiliens @empressofsamoyeds and then if you vote in the poll just make your own! It’s funny seeing what everyone see as valuable in their own eyes

[empressofsamoyeds]

Ohhhh, niiiice!! Love the idea :D

The choice was very hard between Wii + 12 games and the Axolotl plushies... But depending on the games, then the Wii lol (even if ours still work)

What would you take?

UNDERTALE - Collector's edition (Switch version) box set

Heart crossbag made by Jellycat

Chi Chi Love - Showstar plush with whom I have matching heart glasses

UNDERTALE & DELTARUNE Fangamer shirts (incl the limited 5th anniversary one)

Maushold plushies set that can hold hands through magnets

All of my Beanie Boos plushies spread around my room

Yellow beanbag I'm currently sitting on & clashes w/ my green&grey room

Card Captor Sakura pink magic circle rug (yeah i'm scraping the bottom)

Pink Card Captor Sakura backpack without the keychain

My v cool jean jacket with lots of pins and patches on it (most fandom related)

Voting ended onJun 1, 2025

^ hope it's alright to add images, I just thought it would be better to include imagery for those two lol

@kittynugg @inkyrainstorms @opossumonashelf @bathfinder @greenbunny7 + Open tags <3

[greenbunny7]

@bren-the-chicken @triptychcryptid @empressofsamoyeds <- ty all for the tags! <33333

uuhhh, I got stuff, you want it?

my prized rock collection

J3, LL, TBOB, and COTTPT

my bag with the tassels

my favorite blue mug

Voting ended onJun 2, 2025

@cameforstuff @pickledoesthetumbling @kaykayli @child--ish @majoringinfanfiction and anyone else, of course

[majoringinfanfiction]

Hmm, I feel like I've not got much interesting stuff in my room...

What do you want regardless?

My shelf of owl memorabilia

My guitar (that I never use)

My bag of wigs

My random dress that looks like a wedding dress

The spare door that I have leaning against the wall

Voting ended onJun 2, 2025

Anyways, who to tag

@maridrawss @sharksfrommars @romanticizing-writing @is-this-name-good-enough and anyone else if they want to.

[romanticizing-writing]

What do YOU plan on stealing out of my room?

10-inch Prop Replica Coraline doll

Bunny Blanc Ever After High doll (discontinued around 2019)

"Solo in the Spotlight" Barbie doll from 1994 (still in its box)

16 of the older Rainbow High dolls that have had slower production

My multiple different, fancy dresses

My PS3

My little sister who I share a room with (she's valuable to me <3)

Voting ended onJun 8, 2025

I don't know if you can tell, but I have a special interest in dolls.

Tags: @pickledoesthetumbling @urlocal-trashyrat @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @emergencyshinku @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @cwtdcd @chaos-triangle

[pickledoesthetumbling]

alright alright alright, i'll do this instead of working on the layout

WHAT ARE YOU LOT STEALING?

train collection

my giant bed (with many drawers)

all of my posters

_hatt (my twin, he hasn't made his account yet lol)

lego collection (~4.5 shelves worth)

retro consoles

my gaming pc

my rick riordan books

the other 5 bookshelves in my house

my cats

me :3

my suits and/or dresses

Voting ended onJun 2, 2025

all of my moots: @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @therealstanleypines @therealsunnybitch-takeover @therealstanfordpines @the-real-sans-undertale @the-real-great-papyrus @oriondrawsstuff @kid-in-th3-k0rn3r @majoringinfanfiction @greenbunny7 @cameforstuff @biggirlscantcry @katatrynasurvive @axcwentdigtal @querytheauthor @the-real-fastestthingalive @anarchysammichh @apiculturegal @sl00shyguy64

come forth and steal

anyone else is welcome to steal too!

[therealstanleypines]

What are you stealing? It's only fair since I've stolen from all of you before.

Suspiciously shaped vase that does NOT smell like weed

Random ties

Jar of mystery purple fluid

Jar of mystery blue fluid

Bright green sparkly waffle that's under my bed for whatever reason

Guns (ten of em)

Nonbinary flag (don't take this it's mine)

Pronoun pins that Mabel made for me

Sixer's erotic fanfiction journal (don't tell him I have this)

A chest binder? It's way too small to be mine. And I don't bind anyways.

Voting ended onJun 8, 2025

I don't even know where most of this stuff came from. Anyways.

@boiling-with-rage @the-real-sans-undertale @the-real-great-papyrus @the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-ultimatelifeform @dipper-m-pines and any of my other moots too

[runawayalters]

Please reblog this if you believe that alters are real people with valid emotions

Please, I need to prove a point. It would mean a lot to one of my very depressed and suicidal alters.

[oriondrawsstuff]

Happy pride month everybody ! >:D

[a-rather-large-group-of-fags]

Looking at the mirror is so fucking weird, like, who the fuck is that???

[dipper-m-pines]

Guess I'm open about being trans now..?

Not to get deep or anything but. It's kind of something I prefer not to talk about because, you know, people being people, and they tend to judge. and I don't want to be, like, seen as less of a man or boy than anyone else and sometimes even when people say they're cool with it they still act different once they know. I mean there are some teachers who still call me by the name on the list (thanks Mabel for always correcting them <3) and some kids who are just. stupid. And I really shouldn't care about their opinion too much, i know.

It's being trans, convincing people that I was serious about it, and now the autism diagnosis, and I just feel like... Nobody is going to take me seriously as a person. It's weird.

[therealstanleypines]

I'll never understand people like that. Being trans isn't new. Trans men and women and nonbinary people have been have existed literally for thousands of years. The only "new" thing is being weird about it.

[therealstanleypines]

hey stan, whaddya think of the stats buff coming to us soon? exited much for the slight extra power we get during pride?

I'm excited for the discounts I get in restaurants or stores when I wear my pins out. I steal the stuff anyways, but getting discounts makes me feels special.

[therealstanleypines]

Hi Grunkle(?) Stan! I saw your post, and I just wanted to make sure of a couple things:

What are your preferred pronouns?

Do you mind if we still call you "Grunkle"?

Anything else?

Sorry if this is too much, i know it can be hard to talk about and stuff but I just wanted to avoid confusion and for someone who's trans i'm still awkward asking basic questions about it.

There's absolutely nothing to apologize for, kid.

I use he/him and they/them, either one is fine. I just haven't said anything about it before because everyone just calls me a guy anyways, so it didn't seem like that big of a deal.

And yeah, calling me Grunkle is fine. I wouldn't have okayed it at the start if I had an issue with it.

[dipper-m-pines]

Okay! Thanks :) just wanted to make sure since I wasn't sure if this was something you just figured out recently and maybe had different preferences and stuff

[therealstanleypines]

Kid, I've had it figured out since before it was legal. I've kinda been keeping it to myself, but I have a few pins stashed somewhere that I would occasionally wear out back when I was still pretending to be your Grunkle Ford.

I don't mean to sound cheesy or anything, but my gender identity was the only thing that was mine during that time period. The only part of myself that was just me and not part of the front I put up.

Eugh, now I'm getting all sappy.

[therealstanleypines]

Uh. I dunno if you guys can even tell really, but there's a flag there.

My flag, I guess. Happy pride.

[dustsansm2]

listen I have horrible memory with flags, but im pretty sure thats the non binary one.

congrats.

[kredenakrejn]

Stop it to me it's the lesbian flag Let's not make another "blue and black / gold and white" dress debate

[dustsansm2]

omfg is the non binary flag actually blue and black?

someone figure this out!

[therealstanleypines]

[therealstanleypines]

Hi Grunkle(?) Stan! I saw your post, and I just wanted to make sure of a couple things:

What are your preferred pronouns?

Do you mind if we still call you "Grunkle"?

Anything else?

Sorry if this is too much, i know it can be hard to talk about and stuff but I just wanted to avoid confusion and for someone who's trans i'm still awkward asking basic questions about it.

There's absolutely nothing to apologize for, kid.

I use he/him and they/them, either one is fine. I just haven't said anything about it before because everyone just calls me a guy anyways, so it didn't seem like that big of a deal.

And yeah, calling me Grunkle is fine. I wouldn't have okayed it at the start if I had an issue with it.

[therealstanleypines]

Uh. I dunno if you guys can even tell really, but there's a flag there.

My flag, I guess. Happy pride.

[therealstanfordpines]

While mowing the lawn today, a rock got sucked into the blades and shot itself at my leg. It left behind a rather bloody bruise, but it. Was in the shape of a triangle.

He's everywhere. In everything.

[therealstanleypines]

Sixer. Go to bed. It's too late for all this mopey stuff.

[therealstanleypines]

How do you feel about Ford doing so well in the pregnancy polls?

Uh. What. What the Hell is a pregnancy poll.

[babyblankyerror]

I would kill someone for some StanSans airplane memes

Sight...the amount of people that mentioned that meme not knowing Magnet broke me😔

Anyway- I'm glad you sent this ask because now I have a reason to post this

[dustsansm2]

@therealstanleypines @the-real-sans-undertale

[therealstanleypines]

Well. That's something. It's strange and confusing, but what isn't? I think I'm alright with this. It's alright.