Mar 14, 2017
Katrina, I never would have guessed you were so involved in the gay community!
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Katrina, I never would have guessed you were so involved in the gay community!
And now, a series of pictures I like to call “Heath doesn’t know how to manage his vampiric thirst”.
H: This isn’t helping.... :)
This would be much more romantic if Heath didn’t get the money for the rose by selling his toilet.
H: what? vampires don’t need to pee.
Shush, you.
Welcome to my twisted new legacy!
This is Heath Fortuin. He’s a vampire, his Aspiration is Mansion Baron, he’s materialistic, self-assured, and a geek. Also, he’s kind of an overdramatic buttface.
Heath, like so many legacy founders before him, came from the boring depths of the Sim Countryside in search of a better life. He heard that some land developers in San Myshuno were building a suburb called Newcrest, and - hoping to score the fanciest house he could, before the land got snatched up- bought the biggest lot he could afford and ordered a ‘premade home’ on it.
Heath: Seriously, I’m hungry. Just one bite? Please?
Katrina: No. You are not doing weird vampire stuff to my neck. That’s final.
Heath: ....fine.
Heath: I vant to suck your blood-
Katrina: You’re scaring me. And I think you’re scaring the baby, and he can’t even see you.
Heath: How do you know it’s going to be a boy?
Katrina: Intuition.
Katrina: Ey, still got it.
Heath: Yessss, I got promoted! Now all shall fear the wrath of the great, the mighty-
Katrina: Heath, is that you?
Heath: Oh, uh, yeah, I’m just coming in.