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I love being dismissed by my sister when I try explaining that some sounds she makes really bother me. Want a direct quote of the conversation?

"Please stop whistling, I'm really overstimulated right now."

"You overstimulate me when you talk, you'll be fine. Keep scrubbing."

My task of killing her is still going on btw

𝓗𝓐𝓟𝓟𝓨 𝓑𝓘𝓡𝓣𝓗𝓓𝓐𝓨

✨Thank you for the special texts✨

My boy, are you okay?

I see you've been dealing with the Bee Movie 🐝🎬

𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓭𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓮

Behold. The entity.

Friend, we desire your assistance

Sure, I'll see if I can help. What is it?

TEE EM THREE ONE

PLEASE 🙏

TALK SOME SENSE INTO THESE PEOPLE

Usually I immediately would but this time I'll pour gasoline on the fire

Hey, moot, so our host has a bit of a problem regarding a friend of his.

Do I need to beat someone up?

Saw this in the sky yesterday :)

PRETTYYYY OMG

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