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OK, I saw Redeemed Alastor but what about Ex Executioner Alastor.

Say certain winners are could have actually gone either way, but are tapped as Winners specifically to be recruited as executioner since the job isn't really something that the average winner has the stomach for...

Except...first purge he's a part of he just deserts. Stays in Hell. Maybe he ran into Rosey and said fuck it. Maybe he ran into Vox and this is a past murder media au.

Whatever reason he just stays in hell and buries his Angel weapon away.

So, funny you send me this. I was making a Carnage/Executioner Angel idea but am not too concrete on it. So I wasn't going to post it. But it's close enough to this idea. That you might like it. Sorry if it isn't close enough from your prompt.

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Alastor was meant to become a Winner when he died.

Specifically, there was a sect of Winners, driven by a deep sense of justice, called Executioners. They've existed since mankind became more wide spread. Exorcist Angels are a type of Heaven-Born based off of these Winners. They are the type of Angel that gets the dirty job done to protect the innocent. They are sent down to Earth, alongside Guardian and Cherub Angels, to protect humans and act as managers for the Heaven-Born. They refuse to go to Hell to execute potentially redeemable Souls, because they only hunt the absolute worst. And trying to force human Souls to do something they don't want to?Especially something they view as a Sin? Isn't something the Seraphim can press on. Because all it takes is threatening to tell all the other Winners that Heaven wants to execute their family members for prostitution, drug addiction, eating disorders, mental health issues (especially ones that couldn't be helped or treated during their time periods), and other such possibility redeemable Souls that prevent the Executioners from being used as tools.

They were generally governed by Raguel, the Arch Angel of Justice, number 6, Spirit of Vengeance and Redemption, he who casts out and keeps in check Fallen Angels and Demons. The Executioner Winners have six wings, to mimic the Arch Angel. Though they usually only ever show their modesty sets (ones that cover the face and ones that cover the pelvis and feet), not their flying set (center of back). Said wings tend towards raptor or birds of prey.

Each are Chimera. Not one type of animal and an object/concept, like regular Winners or Sinners. Much like Overlords, the more powerful, the more mixed they are. Tending to cap around three animals, the most favorable being sky, sea, and land attributes. Though, for those of extreme power, usually Saints that became Executioner types, they may have four or five animal attributes and more than one item/concept. The best is seen as one of sky, one of sea, and two of the land -prey type and predator type-, some thing between land/sea/sky, with at least one concept or base power in the universal foundations. (i.e. elemental, state of matter, or at least not human made.)

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Alastor has no idea he would have been an Angel.

A Winner.

But an Executioner is unable to reject their nature. Even a technically Fallen one. So he hunts in Hell the truly irredeemable and ends them. Before him, there was no one that could permanently end a human Soul in Hell. Except maybe the Fallen Angel King and his Nephilim Daughter.

He's a deer, with tentacles and radio tower antlers. He's theoretically not that strong. Especially since he never had the chance to activate his sky attributes one would get upon waking in Heaven. Of course Alastor, without knowing, would train himself to manipulate Electro Magnetic Ray Wave Lengths. Far more powerful than most concepts you'd hear about. And as his powers develop, it becomes clear to him that his shadow 'tentacles' are like that of cephalopods limbs. He also has the ability to give a boost in power to those he has contracts with. He also has Executioner markings in his hair.

Rosie just knew his Soul was unique. The part of the deal that keeps Alastor in Hell, as a Sinner, is that he specifically said he wanted to "continue [his] fun". (Which he wouldn't be able to do in Heaven anyways and would have been sent to Earth.) This is the part that makes their deal valid, even when he's not the strongest Sinner in Hell. Both parts have to be null for his contract to break.

Thing is, Adam knows what an Executioner looks like. Knows what their Souls and power feel like. He based the Exorcists off them because of how badass they are! Which leads to Adam asking WTF an Angel is doing in Hell, while fighting Alastor. Alastor has no clue what he means. And Adam keeps yapping about how he knows Alastor's Angel type is all about redemption and vengeance, but he can't seriously think the Hotel will work, right?!?! Adam originally wanted to injury Alastor, kill the other Hotel residents and the Princess, and take Alastor back to Heaven.

The only one to hear their conversation is the drones Vox has set out. And, of course, Vox is not going to report that part to the public. Not immediately, anyways. Not when he could use it as blackmail later.

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Haruno Sakura! Alastor ideas

Alastor is Sakura's reincarnation.

She dies while killing Kaguya. Everyone else in her world is dead and she was the last standing before the goddess killed her. Sakura has the last laugh cause she ripped that bitch's throat out with her teeth.

She was carrying the Souls of Naruto and Sasuke in seals on her body. When she gets dragged into the new world, so do they. They only reincarnated after Alastor realized he still has their Souls and sent them off. Right before he died.

Alastor is not reborn with her memories. He slowly gains them over time. But he instinctively knew to start collecting Chakra from the world around him. He was born with Sakura's control and her previous cap point. Which was borderline limitless.

He learns magic and Voodoo, two completely separate things, from his mother. When he also starts using Chakra, like muscle memory, she knows something is up. Especially seeing as he starts getting nightmares about things that didn't happen. She eventually realizes her son was a reincarnated Soul.

He was born a master of Water and Earth, as well as Yin and Yang. Also born a natural healer. Not even including the multiple martial arts his past life knew. But he doesn't have the memories or physical abilities. He doesn't have the muscle or the chakra. He's stumbling through this purely on the odd vision or gut feeling.

He learns parkour really fast. He's also good at dodging. His mother eventually has to tell him he needs to pretend to be like other people. She loves him as he is, but others will hurt him worse if they find out he's different.

He speaks fluent Japanese and understands most Chinese. This is found out when he picks up conversation with a Japanese woman when she was confused on directions a friend of hers was trying to translate. This left some that knew Alastor growing up to assume he's not half white, at least not fully, but is part Asian. He's not part Asian, but him and his mother run with it because it's safer. It also allows them in the Asian markets to get foods he misses from his past life but can't explain. The grannies just think he was introduced to the food without being told the names. He still love the salty, sour taste of umeboshi. You can't pry his pickles plums from his dead hands.

When his mother is almost killed by his step father, he still kills the man. But Alastor instinctively uses medical jutsu. He manages to save her life. He grows up with her.

He gets most of his memories back and remembers being a ninja by the time he's a young adult. He enlists in The Great War. He's the most dangerous person on the battlefield. Obviously, he can't go all out. But that doesn't mean his comrades don't whisper behind his back. How the man had no light behind those eyes as he killed. How none of the violence seemed to stun him. But also, how every teammate got back to base. How those who should have died recovered beyond a miracle. How Alastor protected what was his.

He's still a serial killer.

He makes his deal so that there's no chance of surprises. He still gets surprised by the Hell he finds himself in.

Shadow is Inner. Shadow shit talks everyone.

As a demon, Alastor's undershirt has a white line circle on the back of his dress shirt. Both for Ohm and for his old clan.

Alastor decided to try his hand at new jutsu. Technically not new, but new to him. Mokuton is a struggle to get right, but he does. And now it's an instinct. A part of him reaches out, if he doesn't keep himself in check. Which results in rooms becoming Bayou. (Oops. 😬)

The part of him that's still Sakura likes their fuck ass bob. His bob looks red and black at first glance, but it's actually magenta and a deep, dark purple. The fact his kill mark is where the old Byakugo Seal was feels fitting. He still has the seal, don't get me wrong, but it's under the red target. His eyes are red and red, but when he uses his chakra the cornea returns to their familiar green. Just like his magic being the same color as his medical jutsu.

He's a Marsh Deer. Mostly. He's also a slug traits given his old summons, Katsuyu. He is generally a shell less gastropod mollusk, but his body favours being a sea slug like Phyllodesmium poindimiei, specifically Spun of Light. Though, he will take on other slug type traits when they suit him. He would only have those traits when fighting and healing. And only if he wasn't suppressing them. Which means, only Zestiel, Rosie, Husk, and Nifty know about these traits. So far.

Alastor has Sakura's immunity to Genjutsu. He can tell when something foreign has gotten in his mind and he also has complete control over his mind. Which is also why he's immune to Vox's eye. He's immune to all illusions and mind control.

He's immune to all poisons, venoms, and drugs too. Technically. He's able to heal himself quickly, and has naturally high immunity otherwise.

Alastor heals Vaggie's eye as a show of good will when he first enters the Hotel and is accepted as manager. This stuns everyone because it was a wound made from Angelic Steel. Alastor also tells her that he noticed she had wings at one point, from his 'power' flooding through her while healing. And asks if he can heal those at a later point. (He calls it power because calling it chakra would get him weird looks. He's also not immediately healing Vaggie all the way for a few reasons. First, he can tell she's not a Sinner or Hellborn, so she must be an Angel. Second, to make it seem like there was a limit on what he could heal at once. There are other reasons, but I'll get into those later.)

Alastor holds back while fighting the Exorcists, and purposely gets hit by Adam. His healing is why he doesn't die. It's all a show to lead up to him getting free. He could sense Lucifer on his way, so knew that nothing too extreme would happen. (He feels bad that Pentious died. He won't admit it out loud. But he views it as a sloppy failure on his part. Which makes him more protective of the crew, even if they don't see it.)

He purposely doesn't heal himself because he intends to use this to his advantage. He didn't mean for his staff to get broken and is genuinely pissed by that. He's also pissed with Rosie for knowing he's injured and dropping him.

He tolerates Vox putting him through everything. Honestly, he had expected worse. He experienced worse as a ninja.

Sasuke is in Hell when he recognizes Sakura. He doesn't know how he recognizes her, but he does. He sends a message through seals to Naruto in Heaven. The two had decided that, when they found each other in life, they'd do anything to find Sakura's incarnation. When one died before the other, they used Naruto's fuinjutsu to communicate with the seals they had put onto their bodies the moment they found each other. Naruto reveals Christian Heaven and Hell exist in this world. Sasuke makes sure he goes to Hell. They don't mind being split up to find Sakura, because the goal is to be together in the end.

Naruto is a gold-yellow fox with orange details and blue eyes, with secondary toad traits while using chakra. Reincarnated as a woman who was brunette with brown eyes, named Mikayla, before dying and going to Heaven. Sasuke is a crow with snake traits while using his chakra. He reincarnated to look almost exactly the exactly the same, named William, before dying and going to Hell. All three of Team 7 reincarnated into America.

Alastor getting pulled from Shock.wav by Emily, only to realize that she's not going to make it out of blast. So he twists them around, while condensing chakra around his hand, and smacks the beam of holy light away like Sakura used to do with ninjutsu.

Battle pauses for a second while everyone looks at Alastor in stunned silence and surprise. He decided to stop holding back. As much.

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This is how I imagine Father will eventually be towards Alastor in Double Entry.

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You Look Like Your Father part 2

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Vox's heart stops looking at a very familiar pair of red deer ears. There's someone standing in the lobby of Vee Tower who looks so achingly familiar at first glance.

On a second glance, it's not him. It's not Alastor.

There's a tall woman, long red hair held back from her face by a teal headband that helps keep her bangs in the correct position. Deer ears lightly flicking in boredom. Little antlers peeking up between the pair. She's wearing a black turtleneck with an extra long lab coat thrown over. The very bottom, where it hit the back of her knees, was tattered and lightly stained with splotches of brown and red. She worn a pair of long teal palazzo pants that matched her headband, barely revealing a pair black of high heeled boots. Pens in her breast pocket and a badge from a different company that he's pretty sure is for the medical field.

Zipping over with what was probably more enthusiasm than he usually has with potential new hires could easily be overlooked. But who could blame him? This chick looks like Alastor! The Radio Demon! If she wants a job, he'll find one for her working strictly under him.

"He-llo young lady. Welcome to Vee Tower. Are you here for a job?" Getting a close up look just revealed how similar she was to the other Deer Demon he knew. Same red nails. Same grey skin. Same gold teeth. Same smile! The eyes are almost there, but her cornea is real blue-green instead of her having the same red on red Alastor had. She had thicker version of his red eyelashes, as well. "Because, lucky for you, we're hiring in many fields right now!"

"Oh?" She had a smooth voice with a slight flair to it he couldn't place. Her smile stretched out as her eyes lidded from being squished by her cheeks. "Well hello to you as well, sir. I'm not looking for a job at this point. I am actually waiting for someone. I apologize for loitering, but I'll only be a few min-."

"Jazz?" He heard his assistant, Ethan, call out.

The stunning woman's neck snapped as it turned towards the other man. He smile stretching even more as her eyes filled with mania.

"Ethan! There you are. You told me you're hours ended at 6:30 today, but it's almost 7.”

"I am so sorry. I had some stuff I needed to double check would run smoothly. I didn't want our date to get interrupted." Ethan gave a wobbly smile in clear infatuation.

"Well, it's a good thing the reservation is for 9. We'll have enough time to get changed and get to Cannibal Town. I can't wait for you to meet my Papa. He's excited to meet you!"

"Ha. Ha-ha." The eel choked out from a strained smile that dropped in fear. "That feels like a death threat at this point."

"Oh come on. He'll love you the moment he realizes how much you care about me. I don't see why you're so stressed. Oh! And don't forget that my younger siblings are coming too. So try not to cut yourself on anything."

"Aren't they sharks?" Ethan gulped as the woman's, Jazz's, smile somehow gets even bigger, green stitches revealing themselves and threatening to snap. "Of course. You know why, even if I do get cannibalized, it's not permanent."

"Don't worry, they know I'm the only one that can take a bite."

"I think that might make your dad want to kill me more."

I want to fucking kill you, hissed Vox's thoughts.

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QPR RadioWings Dynamic with new name

Alastor and Vaggie friendship fic where she's debating new names while drunk (and maybe high on some devil's lettuce). And they both get kinda intense about it. They end up wanting to stick it to the Vees about how pretentious they are while also stealing their shtick and also being better at it. Making the joke that she could replace Valentino as the moth with a designer name.

Perhaps by going by Vera? As in Vera Borea, the 1931 French fashion house. The name translates to 'Faith'. But there's this feeling that it should be just her name with reasonable deniability.

Alastor recommends Channel, since it's still a very popular fashion house. Even after all this time. And it would match Charlie. The name in relation, Channelle, means 'Waterway' or 'Chanel', symbolizing fluidity, adaptability, and grace. Alastor thinks it suits her pretty well.

Then another joke one is added. Lanvin, the oldest French fashion house to still exist, is also recommended. Which doubles as matching with Alastor in name meaning, since it kinda translates as Territory Defender, or Defender of the Land. But also means "'Friend' of Territory/Land." They make the joke that they would be Charlie's shields and swords.

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Deer in Shark Infested Waters

Crack idea.

Before Vox asks to be friends and business partners, him and Alastor got really drunk. He confesses his feeling and how much he loves the deer, and they had sex. (Non-sex repulsed Asexual Alastor.) Alastor remembers but doesn't know if Vox does. So Alastor is in this limbo of waiting for Vox to confess. Which is why being friendzoned made him crash out.

Come to find out, he's pregnant and fucking terrified. How the fuck? This should be impossible.

Because there's no access to baby items or healthcare in the Pride Ring, and he's a Sinner that can't go to the lower Rings. He gives birth to a mermaid purse, so he puts them in his bayou, hoping that there was enough algae for oxygen and water flow while trying to sustain them on his powers.

He catches a hammer head shark Hellborn who was in Pride and says that he wants to make a deal.

Hammer head is absolutely terrified, agrees to answer questions for his freedom, until Alastor starts asking question. Like, on what a shark Hellborn baby would need. And how to take care of a mermaid purse. Asking about commerce, how to buy items from the lower Rings, healthcare, and schooling for Hellborn. To which the shark asks if the Sinner was left with a shark Hellborn. To which Alastor tells him that he gave birth to one, and the father cut and run before that. And he wants to be able to provide for his kid.

The Hellborn was literally raised in a mob mentality, family and protecting your people is super important, so he offers to help. As long as Alastor has the cash to pay for the items, he can go down and get them. If the kid needs healthcare and Alastor can pay, he'll get a doctor or nurse to make a home visit. He, and the other loan sharks, can help teach him to take care of a shark/shark adjacent Demon.

This results in Alastor getting a community of people to help him.

(Chaz is on thin ice for flirting with him and being a general gross person. He's not welcome to the cook outs and no one tells him shit. Keep him away from Alastor and the kid.)

Alastor is brought in to their family to see how shark Hellborn children are raised. He becomes friends with the female sharks, who are all bigger and stronger than their male counter parts. They initially thought it was strange that this one was to become a mother, but then they see Kaiju Alastor and are trying to figure out how to get him a nice husband. Clearly, the male sharks are going to find him hot. Alastor even becomes an uncle to a lot of the little kids, also being trusted enough to babysit now and again. Especially with the clean, highly oxygenated, water in his bayou.

Baby girl hatches to a bunch of aunties and uncles and cousins. She's able to go to the lower Rings and is sent there occasionally to play with other Hellborn children while he gets a break. He watches over the other kids multiple times to give their poor mothers a break.

Her name is Alienor, for mercy. And to match Alastor.

She has a helmet like head with a screen face. Three metal parts on her face that look kinda like fins and kinda like prongs. The ones on either side of her face, attached from her cheekbone area, protect and conceal her transmitter and receiver antennas. While the one in the center looks like a nose and also the dorsal fin, acts like the ampullae of Lorenzini that sharks have (a biological electromagnetic antenna of jelly and fat). Dark grey, almost black, skin. Blue-white fur on her arms, legs, and back, to match Alastor's black fur patterns, that seemed to glow. Born with stubble of optical fiber; little dots on the ends of barely there transparent strands that were a glowing blue-white. The lower body of a deer with the tail of the thresher shark. The tail was 5 feet long. And she was already rolling herself over and trying to get her legs under her. Like a fawn.

"You know. Thresher sharks are supposed to be hatched while still in the mother and born live. But uh, I understand why your body couldn't handle that. She's seven feet long, and you're nine feet tall?"

"I'm very thankful I didn't have to give birth to that. She's already as tall as her sperm donor."

"Yeah. Uh. And her actual main body is probably going to be as tall as, or taller, than yours. Cause she's a female shark. And thresher are pretty long, her tail is already as long as a Common Thresher pup's body. And they get up to 20 feet long. That is not even touching that fact that she might have your kaiju form. Or the fact that she's not just a thresher, but mix of shark traits from different species. I think she has the venomous spines of a Dogfish shark. And she has bioluminescence. Like, she has so many different shark features, it feels like someone tried to create the ultimate killer."

"Well Lee, we'll just have to see where this leads us. Would you do me the honor of being my daughter's godfather?"

"O-oh. I'm going to be real with you: I'm going to cry."

"Okay? That's still not an answer."

"Of fu- of course! Of course I'll be her Godfather."

"Nice catch. And good. You get to give her her middle name."

"Uh. Dah-dang, I wish ya asked me sooner. I could have looked for some good baby names!"

"Just say the first thing off the top of your head."

"Megan."

"Oh har har, you already have dad jokes? Going to call her Meg, for Megalodon? Huh, Finley?" Alastor was giving the Hammerhead a shit eating grin, already writing Megan down after Aliénor.

"Ha! No." Lee wiped his eyes from tears with one arm, while still cradling the fawn/pup in the other. "It means 'little pearl'. Prescious treasure. Beautiful and rare beyond all value. The tears of nymphs, mermaids, and Aphrodite. Or Venus, if you want to go Roman."

Alastor looks at him in surprise. Lee can't help but be flushed at the attention. He knows that Alastor isn't in the know of why the name was so important. Finley could only tell part of the reason.

"It's an old name for us. For the aquatic type Hellborn. While Succubus, Incubus, and Concubus all want to be associated with Lilith's beauty, the aquatic type Hellborn tend to favor Lucifer. The morning star. The planet Venus. Inhuman beauty. One of God's most beautiful creations. Who was strong and cunning. Could make you the most faithful believer in God, or turn you away from that light with his own brilliance. Temptation, damnation, and the one to rule above us all here in Hell."

For now, this was all he would reveal. He wasn't brave enough yet to tell Alastor the other reason the name was so important.

"That's- beautiful." Alastor's voice was hushed. His eyes and smile soft. "Thank you."

"No. Thank you. For kidnapping me. For letting me help. For becoming part of our community and family. For this." He gestures towards the baby sleeping in his arms, tail dragging on the floor.

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Sakura! Alastor trying 'modern' Chinese fashion

Alastor remembers wearing a 'sexy' qipao as Sakura. He misses the outfit he fought in so much. So he conceals himself (as a woman) with an illusion and sets out to an Asian fashion market in Hell. He specifically looks more at the Chinese fashion, seeing as that's where the garment it from, in this world. While looking through, a sales woman comes to help. And she mentions pairing it with a Mamianqun.

"It's all the rage on Earth, right now! And it's easy to see why."

The part of him that's Sakura agrees. It's beautiful, combining two different 'classic' fashions into one totally new. And Alastor can't really help it when he splurges. He usually gets this type of happy from his Radio Broadcast, or when he similarly sees a well beaded flapper.

There's red, and black, and purple, and white, and pink-!

Sakura's soft bubblegum pink. Alastor's magenta pink, that looks like red at first glance.

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Cherry Blossoms and Aster Daisies

This is me just tossing the ideas out of my head. To put them together. So I don't forget them when writing. Haruno Sakura! Alastor.

Haruno Sakura is the last living human, fighting the impossible fight against a goddess bent on devouring her and the Souls she carries in seals along her body. She could only carry two. Naruto and Sasuke. Technically three, if you counted the fact that Kurama's remnants were also sealed in her.

Do you realize how funny it would be for Vox to compare himself to Sasuke?

I personally like the head canon that Vincent was Asian mixed race. He wasn't just white passing, he was raised to pass himself as white. Especially with WWII Asian concentration camps in the USA. He was initially worried when he started dyeing his hair black, but when he realized no one questioned ithe kept it up. Sasuke is proudly Asian, the American tacked on, though in part because of his past life and because of him being from a different time period.

Sasuke: Master of Lightning and Illusions, has two different eyes, one swirly, acting almost like a camera and also a way for controlling and manipulating others. Has a bit of a God complex, but that's because he's in recovery. He's so much better than before!

Naruto, usually going by Naru in this life. Gender fluid. Winner form has the classic Naruko hair, like a blond Miku. Everyone who meets them immediately thinks of Charlie. (Is this the forgiveness they talk about in the Bible?)

Nine tails, all fluffy! Big blue eyes! With a slit? And they have fangs? Uh, yeah, they're a fox. But why the fuck do they look like they could pass as a Sinner? They also have a strange little fox companion.

Warning: I ship Team 7. NaruSakuSasu. I will continue to ship it, even to an Alterous relationship. Even here. They consider themselves married when they're the only three left in the world. They bind their Souls to seals on one another's bodies, so that when they died, they'd go to each other.

This one is an edit, because of @randomreader92 I realized I needed Sai added. That boy would fucking love designing shit for his partners to wear. Or just paint cats into existence.

IDK if I want Naru to sneak from Heaven during the Sera confrontation with Vox.

Or maybe, she's met Pentious and is quickly becoming friendly? And she finds out he's from Hell and asks about the people. Cause her husbands are down there. One transitioned from Sakura to Alastor. Have you heard of him? He has a choppy bob. You have? Great! Do you mind if we say hello to Hell together, just in case he's there? I haven't seen him in over 100 years. *Bats big blues.* So when they show Pentious, Naru is there as well. When she noticed Alastor, she so happy. Even if the situation is shit from the outside perspective.

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