#four stories

[wildiwaslivid]

Domestic Bliss

A Good Omens series, consisting of four connected stories about Aziraphale and Crowley going shopping. Things go about as well as can be expected for an angel and a demon making human purchases.

Frequently asked questions:

Is it crack treated seriously? ✅

Is it silly and absurd? ✅

Do the husbands go to the supermarket, IKEA, and a garden centre? ✅

Does chaos ensue? ✅

Yes, to all the above.

Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area.

Rated G, 1758 words.

The husbands go to Tesco's. The self-checkout ends up in a standoff with Crowley. Chaos ensues.

Shelf Assembly.

Rated T, 3698 words.

Aziraphale wants a bookcase, so the husbands bravely go to IKEA. Chaos ensues.

The Ineffable Shopping List.

Rated G, 787 words.

Aziraphale gives Crowley a perfectly ordinary shopping list. Chaos ensues.

Flamin' Hell.

Rated G, 13k words.

Crowley sees an advert for a barbeque, so the husbands go to a garden centre. Chaos ensues. This one also features numerous Gnomes, because of course.

[joeythephatone]

[joeythephatone]

[phosaka]

[barkleysbabe]

wine o’clock for mama and dada 🍷

[megiddo]

From one room to the next

you held a small live fish in your wet hand we’re walking in the shallow stream looking for a pool a deep pool to let the fish swim

you would take the shovel walk to the cemetery dig up a grave so you could lay on the coffin

you’d run away from cars as if the cars were chasing after you they never caught up they never meant to

on rare occasions you’d smoke a single cigarette maybe while drinking resting it between your lips you’d pull a tiny gun from a pocket I thought it was a lighter you’d point it at the sun pull the trigger and say there that’s where the lighter is

M Baumgart

[naomiscottstyle]

What: Emporio Armani Fall 2012 RTW Vest - No Listing Available

Where: Los Angeles Premiere of ‘Four Stories’ at W Westwood

When: December 4th, 2012