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[suitov]

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[suitov]

ID and source under the cut.

[Image description: An edited screenshot of a tumblr post, originally by Tumblr user punkphobe and about the Netflix cartoon Castlevania but changed to be about the Danganronpa series. The edit is by Tumblr/AO3 user suitov, is extensive and probably took way too much effort.

Edited version reads:

hopeluvr77, the original poster: “i dont care about any of the trials im just glad i get to see hajimes fat tits again”.

Then a reblog by im-kaz-kodaka, who is the series creator: “apparently our work here is done”.

hopeluvr77 reblogs this with just a gif of someone looking shocked and defeated.

hopeluvr77 then adds screenshots of Hajime from the property in question, overlaid with various tags other people have added to the post. These are generally expressing second-hand embarrassment towards the original poster for having been shown up by the series creator.

Some of the tags read: “posts that apparently didn’t age well”, “HELLO???? Kaz Kodaka as in CREATOR Kaz Kodaka????”, “I DON’T EVEN GO TO HOPE’S PEAK ACADEMY BUT DEAR GOD REST IN PEACE OP”, “911 a body has been discovered” and “this is what a one-hit insta-death looks like”.

The poor original poster hopeluvr77 follows up with further humiliation, this time in the form of an interview excerpt. An anime news site asks Kaz Kodaka “Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair is one of Spike Chunsoft's most popular visual novels. What is it about the game that you think has thrilled audiences to come back for more?“ Kodaka replies to this with “According to the internet, it’s ‘Hajime’s fat titties.’ Can’t say fairer than that.“

By this point, hopeluvr77 is clearly feeling absolutely obliterated and reacts to this with a photo of someone with exaggeratedly huge eyes, ending with a link to the full interview, labelled merely “HELLO???????”

End of image description.]

This is punkphobe’s legendary original post. All the edits are by me.

[suitov]

[suitov]

Izuru, looking at Nagito and Makoto: Luckies... 🖤

Nagito, looking at Makoto and Izuru: Hopes... 💚

Makoto, looking at Izuru and Nagito: hhhhhhhhhot guyssss asdhfsjjjgss I'm gay 😳

[suitov]

Hajime: You know how people have that kind of inner voice that tells you when you're being dumb, or that you'll never be good enough?

Kazuichi: Yeah.

Fuyuhiko: Yeah.

Hajime: Well, mine USED to say that stuff. These days it's all "tie your laces this way, it's faster", "you need more Vitamin C, drink some juice", "the filter in the left vent is improperly fitted", "Komaeda is beautiful and you should kiss him"...

Kazuichi: Not gonna lie, that sounded useful up until the last part.

Hajime: I know, right?