The Journey Begins
This is the story of four red mages. Tofu. Yarn. Myna. Prin. Four crimson-clad adventurers. Alone they fall, together... they don’t fare much better. Will they succeed? Who knows! But let’s get started, shall we?
Tofu: Aha! Corneria! I told you guys I knew where it was!
Yarn: And it only took a month to find it. I think that’s a new record.
Prin: Light warriors? Sorry, we haven’t seen any.
Myna: No, dear. He’s talking about us.
Prin: But we aren’t wearing any white...
Yarn: Let’s go see the king before Prin gives me a migraine.
Myna: The king must be psychic. He got rid of the royal rug before you had the chance to burn it down, Yarn.
Yarn: Curses!
Tofu: Aye, Your Majestic Honorable Liege! We will save the princess!
Myna: ...If it was prophesied that Garland would kidnap the princess, why didn’t you fire him?
Tofu: Decisions, decisions. I vote for getting armored up and storming Garland’s keep!
Yarn: Hold your tongue! Fire is all we need. Fire, fire and more fire!
Myna: We should probably learn some healing spells...
Prin: I want a nap!
Yarn: Oh the things I’ll burn! Ha ha ha!
Myna: Oh god, what hell have we wrought...
Tofu: Imps? IMPS?! Hardly worth our time.
Yarn: Target practice, plain and simple.
Myna: I never thought I’d say this, but I agree with Yarn. We’ll need to make sure we can go toe to toe with Garland.
Prin: A garland? But it’s not christmas yet...
Myna: No, not a garland, Garland- ... Oh forget it.
Tofu: Garland’s castle has to be across this channel!
Yarn: Yeah, he just lifted the princess with one hand above his head and swam one-armed all the way across.
Tofu: The fiend!!
Myna: Oh, for the love of... Are there any other light warriors I can join?
Prin: Oh, what a pretty castle! I bet the King of Corneria is jealous!
Yarn: I’m sure a bit of spit and elbow polish is all it needs. And a liberal use of the quake spell.
Tofu: Only Garland would hide out in an investment property like this! Charge!
Prin: Hello? Mr. Garland? We came to bring the princess home from the sleepover.
Tofu: Garland, you devil! I will slay you by all that is holy!
Prin: You know Holy? Golly.
Myna: ...Garland, I’ve come to join you. Don’t worry about these guys. Well, maybe worry about Yarn.
Yarn: I’ve got a fire with your name on it!
Tofu: Evil is slain! Our quest draws to an end!
Yarn: Not yet. We need to torch all of the bats too, remember what the king said?
Myna: ...He said no such thing. Hurry up and rescue the princess.
Yarn: Fine...
All: OH GOD, THE PRINCESS IS A CREEP!
Prin: Garland was actually a hero! He was saving the kingdom from the monstrous princess!!
All: RUN AWAY!
Tofu: Whatever you do... don’t turn around. We’ll just walk back to the castle, hope it follows us, and tell the king his daughter is secretly a hellish demon.
Yarn, Myna, Prin: Agreed.
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