To Corneria and Beyond!
Tofu: There’s no easy way to say this, your majesty, but-
Yarn: Level with us, King. Who’s the princess’ mother, Medusa?
Prin: I’ve never gotten a bridge for a reward before! Way to go, us!
Tofu: Curses! How dare you avoid the question with important infrastructure!
Myna: *sigh* Let’s just go, guys.
Yarn: Before the princess eats us or something.
Tofu: We’ll take it, but we’ve got our eye on you. Us heroes aren’t easily swayed by gifts!
Prin: Oh, what a pretty lute! Thank you so much, your sliminess!
Yarn: ...Let’s just get out of here already.
Myna: Well, they certainly are quick about building things. Think it’s safe?
Yarn: Only one way to find out. Yo, Tofu!
Tofu: Yes?
Yarn: Go across that bridge carrying all the equipment.
Tofu: On it!
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Yarn, Myna: It’s safe.
Myna: We should probably check out Pravoka. I think it’s nearby.
Tofu: Way ahead of you. Pravoka’s to the North-West of Corneria.
Prin: My, what beautiful scenery!
Yarn: If that’s Pravoka, I’ll eat our hats. At once. Without salt.
Prin: Noooo! Not my hat!
Myna: He’s joking, Prin.
Yarn: Joking be damned, I’m serious!
Yarn: Well this looks entirely safe.
Tofu: My god! The whole town has been slaughtered!
Prin: What adorable brooms!
Myna: Adorable but extremely lazy.
Yarn: Crystal? ...Wonder how much it’s worth...
Myna: Tofu, your sense of direction is actually quest sense.
Myna: Yarn! What the heck are you doing?
Yarn: Ah, she’s blind anyway. She’ll never know.
Matoya: I can still hear.
Yarn: Right! Off we go!
Prin: Grey houses! This must be a town!
Tofu: I told you guys it was North-East of town!
Myna: What? You didn’t... oh forget it. I just want civilization.
Yarn: Huh. Usually I have to do something to get that kind of reaction.
Prin: I thought we were Light Warriors? I’m so confused...
Yarn: I’m surprised you have the nerve to wear that outfit.
Tofu: For the town of Pravoka, we will slay you!
Yarn: Also, who names their kid after a lighter?
Myna: You guys just had to tempt fate. That’s a lot of pirates.
Prin: Oh! More pirates! Hey, we’re pirates too! ...Apparently.
Yarn: I don’t see a lot of pirates, I see a lot of kindling!
Myna: But we don’t even know how to sail-
Tofu: Cause more mischief at your own peril, Bikke!
Myna: I’m just saying, this is a very stupid idea. We have no naval experience.
Prin: We all have navels! Bellybuttons!
Myna: No, dear. Why don’t you make a nice daisy chain or something while the grown-ups talk?
Tofu: Have no fear! I can navigate on water almost as good as my excellent navigation on land!
Yarn: Yup. Now I’m worried. I’m just going to swim it.
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