#foxclipse

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

I have thought of an untapped potential crackship. Lord Eclipse x Foxy. Because, because Ruined Monty did mention Foxy took Lord Eclipse’s side pretty much immediately, and got to live in luxury because of it.🦇

Oh my god.

*whispers* Lord Eclipse is the bottom.

[ask-the-celestial-family]

Lunar, Eclipse, here come your lovers.

Monty! I missed you! *clings onto him like a koala* -Lunar💮

My night sky. Thank Golden. You’re safe. You’re home! -Monty💚

Foxy. *snuggles up against him* -Eclipse🧡

I was so worried about ya, love. I’m so glad you’re safe. -Glamrock Foxy🦊

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Lord Eclipse: As you can see, in my universe we have children.

Eclipse: …I’m a bottom. And gay. And I don’t think my boyfriend is alive in this universe even.

Lord Eclipse: We had a boyfriend in your universe?

Eclipse: Yes?

Lord Eclipse: What happened to our wife!?

Eclipse: …I would never marry a woman. I’ll stick with my flirty fox.

Lord Eclipse, having a breakdown: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR WIFE!?

Eclipse: Whoever she is, I’m going to kill her so I can never marry her if I go fully insane like you, that’s what happened to her.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: *nervously hands Glamrock Foxy a valentine*

Eclipse: *runs away*

Foxy: …I’m gonna marry that little rat bastard.

[ask-the-celestial-family]

Happy romancing, Eclipse!

ROMANCE!? -Eclipse🧡

Ah, you’re a romantic, eh? -Glamrock Foxy🦊

Down boy, I’m a guy. -Eclipse🧡

Pretty boy then. -Glamrock Foxy🦊

*experiencing ✨feelings✨* -Eclipse🧡

[ask-the-celestial-family]

Eclipse! If you meet a Foxy model and he starts flirting with you, don't panic! Just explain that you're not going to hurt Monty but you will inconvenience him- and make sure to mention that you're a boy! (Unless you have other preferred pronouns, but I'm just going off of the other timeline) ... Also... Did anyone mention to Zenith that his son will be getting pregnant soon? -🐟 Anon

A foxy? -Eclipse🧡

Oh, ye spotted me, did ye, pretty little lass? -Glamrock Foxy🦊

What did you all just get me into? -Eclipse🧡

[ask-the-celestial-family]

Moon, prepare to castrate a fox. Eclipse is getting pregnant soon.

Eclipse just went blind. If Foxy comes in here and so much as looks at him, I’m going to turn his hand back into a hook again and bring back that peg leg he had when he was first made. -Moon💙

[ask-the-celestial-family]

Everyone Except Moon: Christmas Present/Birthday Gift idea for Moon! Get him a baby. Adoption is preferred, but stealing one from neglectful parents is not a bad option! ... Anyway. Are uh... Eclipse and Foxy still tryna make a mini Foxy and Eclipse? -🐟 Anon

Given it's morning now and we spent all night trying, I think we're done for now. -Eclipse🧡

You're telling them we can't keep going? -Glamrock Foxy🦊

I am, I want breakfast. I need to check on my brothers and work today. We tried on and off for four hours, I think we tried enough. -Eclipse🧡

Wait, did they say baby? Moony boy's havin' a baby? He's asexual! Did he steal a kid again? -Glamrock Foxy🦊

I doubt it, unless he tried to take Violet. -Eclipse🧡