12 Days of Hannibal Christmas as sung by Will Graham. Words enhanced by Dr.Hannibal Lecter
This is part of my Hannigram Gift Exchange for my secret fannibal-foxwrapped .
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a puppy on my knee.”
Really I get a puppy! Did you pick one out already?
Will, please keep singing the song we have 12 chorus to get through.
“On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two tickets to Cuba.”
CUBA, well I didn’t see that coming but okay..
Will please keep singing and stop commenting..
“On the third day of Christmas three bottles of Whiskey.
On the fourth day of Christmas four sets of cufflinks
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five
golden rings!”
Five, don’t you think that’s a bit much Hannibal. I really only need one for me and one for you. Or did you mean Five Golden Labradors?
Don’t glare at me like that, I’m singing!!!
“On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six new rods and reels.”
Well I don’t think I can fly fish in Cuba but I could do a lot of deep sea fishing. WHAT, you give me all this stuff and I can’t comment on it.. I thought you would be happy that I love what you got me so far..
“On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven new bespoke suits.“
Really seven, you think I need one for every day of the week?
Yes Will you will look so handsome in them, along with the Tux for the Theater of course. Now keep singing..
“On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight hearts from Mason Verger's lackeys. “
“On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine pairs of speedo swim trunks.”
I am not wearing these!!
“On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a ten room house by the sea.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 pounds of “pork”.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 acres to go with the house by the sea.”
WOW, that’s a lot of stuff Hannibal. I feel like I didn’t get you hardly anything.
My Darling William, I couldn’t ask for more having you here with me.
Good cause all I got you was a pair Burberry scarfs which are useless as were moving to some where warm. I guess I’ll have to use them to tie you up while I use this new glass dido I got you on etsy!
Thanks for reading, if you have heard the 12 days of Christmas by Bob and Doug MacKenzie from SCTV that was part of my inspiration for this.
