[wizard0rb]

and its free

[bobdylanyaoi]

yall know what fucking time it is

it’s literally alice’s restaurant day

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ok kids if you haven't heard this one before:

Alice's restaurant is an almost 30 minute song that is protesting the Vietnam war and the draft but that is peripheral to its main thing, which is telling the story of the Thanksgiving Day Garbage Massacre (Humorous Event)

My dad played it in the car when on a road trip when I was 7 and it permanently changed my brain chemistry and that's why I'm like this (also Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy but mostly this)

It is absolutely worth sitting down and really savoring it for 30 minutes. Just don't do it *immediately* after dinner because you will laugh so hard you will puke.

[madmaudlingoes]

Alice was a real woman and she recently passed away. Listen for Alice.

[navigatorwrongway]

This is going to fucking suck but I will not do my enemies’ work for them. I will not just roll over and fucking die.

[milo-hypno]

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

[ratantics]

[buzzkillgirls]

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

[healing-is-cool]

You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.

[realpeoplefiction]

i wont lie i miss cock and pussy on dash unprompted. you used to be able to follow someone and theyd just put cock and pussy on the dash sometimes. nothing to do with their blog they were just having a moment. because of Horny. what do you get nowadays. a measly nipple? an Adults content warning ? all because of Woke. sick and twisted.

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[theehorsepusssy]

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[remanence-of-love]

[thewritersramblings]

tv tropes + lotr

↳ character tropes: gimli

[theonlyadawong]

"he's like a woman to me!!!" not true because if he was a woman to you you wouldn't give a fuck about him

[whitepeopletwitter]

[halloween-sweets]

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted