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[nellonsartblog]

Wanted to draw something with a bit more pizzazz to kickstart this blog, but the puppet brainrot is real and I couldn't commit to one idea so y'all got scribbles instead :')

[thebewilderer]

I am pining

[ddelline]

a b*tch on her best clown behavior, a timeline:

me, drafting halcyon ch01 - ch03:

me, publishing ch01:

me, publishing ch02: (a/n: it was already at 20k at this point who was I trying 2 fool? answer: my poor self)

me, drafting ch03:

me, currently editing ch03 & drafting ch04:

........... yes, ofc there was another chapter added. yes, ofc I outlined a 7k fic that turned into a f*ckass 40k behemoth. a f*ckass behemoth which, at the time of posting this, still lacks ca 50% of its actual end. ergo we're in for another 10k minimum

conclusion: yes, ofc I am a longfic clown, incapable of writing short, snappy, concise fiction

[special-agent-spooky-mulder]

yeah i have deadlines giving me too much anxiety to complete the stuff in time for the deadlines but my hair looks fucking fantastic . love and light

[seapanda]

[helarniasdragons]

I need to see pretty dragons!

This morning has been the worst thing, please show me happy/pretty dragons to help make my afternoon better.

You can read under the cut if you want to hear the full story, but it gets a little gross.X{

You guys, oh my God.

Someone had unspooled ALL of the toilet paper into the toilet, and then it looked like people had just been peeing etc. on top of it all morning until it overflowed onto the floor. It took me 15 minutes of plunging to clear it, and then another 15 to mop everything up and hose the place down in sanitizer. It got on my shoes and pants, it was horrible.:(

As I was finishing up, a boy came up to me and asked, “Miss, is the bathroom open yet, I don’t feel good.” I told him it was just about ready, but he could go downstairs and use the other bathroom if he wanted. He responded by puking on me.

Yep.

So I got him cleaned up, then I cleaned up the vomit, and cleaned myself up as best I could, and then I asked if I could go home and change because ew. So I’m heading out the door to go home, and there’s a girl on the steps crying. I asked her what was wrong, and after much embarrassed prevarication, she admitted that she’d gotten her period and didn't know what to do. I told her she could wait in the staff room and we would call someone for her, so she got up and I led her inside. You guys, she wasn't kidding, she had gotten her period in a crazy way, and there was a ton of blood all over the stairs where she’d been sitting. (Of course I got it on me as well when I was helping her up and leading her back inside!) So I got her cleaned up, cleaned up the stairs and headed home to change, to discover that the cats had eaten half of the coleus and puked it all over the apartment.

Please send me pretty dragons guys. Please.