#fragmented.works

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poly headcannons! p2

pairing(s): scarabitch x reader x kazuha && schlongli x reader x childe

summary: here’s your daily dose of crack broskis 😄👊 I kinda wrote kazuscara part more sweet and domestic but I’m sure you guys don’t mind >:)

(the kazuscara x reader part was pretty rushed, wanted to get this out quickly.)

scaramouche && kazuha

next stop: hell

“road work ahead? yeah, I sure hope it does.”

our first contestant is mutated radish aaaaaand hot Canadian man

this relationship is probably one of the most sane one here compared to everyone else-

it functions kinda like ying and yang

“hey hun, can I have some tea 🥰?” “stfu pick up your lazy ass an-” “scara, be nice. go get y/n some tea.” “.. fine”

call Scaramouche mascara and scarabitch to make fun of him.... just make sure you know where to hide first. otherwise-

scarabitch can make some real nice fucking meals. and so can kazuha. hOUSEWIV-

ok but fr these guys probably give one of the best cuddles EVER

mascara might be aggressively hugging you to death, but it’s just one of his many love languages, man 🥰

zhongli && childe

“this food is too hot” “you’re hot but I still eat you 😏” slams fists “ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL IM ASKING FOR”

rest in macaroni, geo daddy 😔 you will be missed

He loves both you and childe but omFUCKING PGOD can the two of you just STop doing dumb shit 24/7????????!!?!? grandpa needs a break-

hires a baby sitter to watch over the two of you while he’s away. if you somehow get rid of them he’ll drag Xiao over to watch the two of you

“hey comrade! 😃 wouldn’t it be nice if you let us out? it must get boring sitting here all day watching us” “stfu”

the two of you sit there for five hours until schlongli comes home 

remember what I said about the turds?

Childe once put one of the figurines on your bedside as a cute lil gift 😁 ..... when you woke up, you thought that it was an actual turd and screamed-

zhongli nearly dropped a meteor on that shit

after childe realizing the power these turds held, he mailed one of them to his beloved coworker scaramouche 🥰 scaramouche invented new insults for childe that day. the letter he sent back was so bad that if you were to censor it, the entire fucking letter would become unreadable

childe put it up on his bedroom wall as a trophy AS HE SHOULd

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poly headcannons

pairing(s): childe x gn!reader x kaeya && kazuha x gn!reader x xiao 

summary: poly relationship head cannons but it’s on crack. basically just a shitpost while I stare at the ceiling questioning my existence in this cruel, mortal plane.

childe && kaeya

homie..

you ain’t getting out of this one alive

these bitches don’t only got their drip and their hots, but also their fucking stupid asses

you wouldn’t know how many times tartaglia fell down the stairs. he onced fell down in front of scaramouche and it now serves as blackmailing purposes

after your date y’all were heading back up stairs and tarantula decided he wanted to be romantic or some shit idk what’s going on in his fucking head anymore 

“im falling for you babe” “aw, ajax :) OH SHIT CHILDE-”

 I mean he wasn’t wrong you’re fucking glorious af like homie 😀🔪 hand over your hots man

and don’t get me started about ice ice baby here. this bitch

he’s a pest that’s what he is

once you were braiding his hair with childe and the day ended with kaeya cosplaying as Elsa, childe cosplaying as kristoff, and you were cosplaying as the fucking donkey. don’t ask man. you guys tried making a kiss scene or whatever but uhm.. Idk how you can make two grown ass men kissing a donkey romantic or sexy believe me kaeya tried

childe deffo makes pelmeni with the gang :) it’s basically pork and chicken that’s covered in a thin layer of dough. kinda like the Chinese dumplings. 

on your anniversary or something y’all tried a 3 way kiss but if dramatic music was to play, it wouldve felt like you guys were about to kill each other or some shit

despite childe not.. yknow actually being a toy maker he does makes small wooden and clay figurines/models and gives them away to his precious comrades :) ..... most of them turn out to look like a collection of turds hE SWEARS THEY WERE MEANT TO RESEMBLE SLIMES

kaeya once compared you to a juicy, flaming hot lobster that the three of you were eating at the dinner table one night. you never looked at lobster the same again.

kazuha && xiao 

“this world is meaningless. the only constant is suffer-” “that’s cool Xiao but can you eat your vegetables now??? kazuha already ate his” “... no”

when depressed edgy teenager comes together with alchoholic broke poet and a stunning loser /j they form a nuclear bo-

mediocore chaos yahoo

Xiao doesn’t eat his vegetables. Ever. because who tf willingly eats cauliflowers and broccoli on a regular basis???????

kazuha is the opposite. Bitch eats his vegetables and appears as if he likes them.......... however, you yet to discover what lies deep within the trash can

Xiao doesn’t love wine but getting drunk with the homies is something even the vigilant yaksha does not want to miss 😌

ventis swinging from the chandelier, Xiao keep plunging down from the stairwell and childe is making turd slime figurines with kaeya, and kazuhas laughing his ass off every small movement you make. you take a wobbly step forward? hehHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH BadhHAHHAHAHhaHHAHA

whenever you ask Xiao to get some ice cream he just makes you flavored shaved ice. if it’s winter? ... you made a terrible mistake

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kazuha relationship hcs (m! 1/2)

summary: random ass head cannons about our beloved bastard. 1/2 cause im too lazy to finish the second half. when im done with part 2, ill just merge them together

pairing: m!reader

warning(s): mentions of alcohol consumption as well as suggestive comments and jokes

mmm yes hot canadian man that i loST THE FUCKING 50/50 TO JEAN

ya’ll were crushing on each other likes hopeless romantics and some shit smh gayest shit ive ever seen

kazuha couldnt help but get flustered every time he saw you. especially the couple days after your/his confession. bitch cannot stop smiling and turning into a god forsaken tomato

free cuddles woohoo! and kithes >:) hes a bit mean about it tho so do expect to pay him back some way. i’ll let your mind wander as to what happened that night

LOVES cooking for his s/o- and pretty much anyone!!! sometimes, when you come home from work, you’ll find hot canadian mf making some reall delicious inazuman cuisine!!

whenever kazuha makes his special dangos, he makes each.. dango-sphere thing look like an adorable ass slime. you nearly mistaken it as a plushie <’3 mihoyo wink wink nudge nudge

your relationship functions into two different ways; either its a long distance relationship or you spend time with kazoo at the crux! 

if you mostly spend your time apart, you’ll find small little souvenirs and sappy love letters being sent to your mailbox!!

if you end up following kazuha around during his journey overseas, ohhh boy.

you’re dead

at first everything seems normal. the crews chilling, flowing throughout the ocean with the wind by its side.. its quite peaceful

unless you get sea sick you’re gonna have so much fun-

when it gets darker though, its when the beer bottles start popping open. and the crew is suddenly louder then a twitter mob :’)

i’d say kazuha is more of a clingy drunk and a moron drunk. bitch does you dumb shit whenever hes drunk. prob falls asleep on your shoulder, lightly snoring n’  adorable mcshit

or, if he passes up the opportunity to drink, he’ll stargaze with you up at the front of the ship. calling out weird looking constellations and making fun out of them

or, maybe, the two of you are cuddling in your cabin. listening fondly as the waves brush by the alcor, and how the laughter that once rang freely throughout the ocean, is slowly starting to retreat to slumber... at precisely 5am

FORHEAD KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!........ whenever hes in front of the crew and is just yknow.. to embarrassed to give you a kiss on the lips, he’d settle for your forehead- 

kazuha prob has a pretty decent alcoholic tolerance. or at least, hides his drunk..i-ness from people with his quiet demeanor and overall pretty casual behavior. but you catch on quickly 

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home sweet home

pairing(s): ayaka x gn!reader

summary: prologue of a possible series! I liked the whole inazuma vision hunt thing and thought of making it even more gory and just terrible

you and ayaka were close. in the eyes of the public, they’ve considered the two of you as close friends. nothing more, nothing less. but, truth be told, you’ve been considering a romantic relationship. 

and yet, you kept quiet.

you don’t know why, though. maybe it was fear. regret. guilt. sorrow- but that didn’t matter anymore. what mattered was getting out of here. now.

you snuck behind a barrel, tucking yourself into a tight position. attempting to keep silent- tears running down your cheeks.

your life flashed in front of your very eyes— silent prayers flowing throughout your mind. hoping begging.  you heard a scream, followed by a series of grunts. 

scanning the clearing, you dashed to the corner, peering over the wall. all clear, thank celestia. and yet, the heavy footsteps became louder and louder. the metal clang rung in your ears, turning your blood cold.  without a moment to waste, you ran. you ran over the wall

over the barrels

over the bodies

over the stream

you kept running and running, until eventually your legs buckled. you tumbled down the hill. a mess. blood and mud wrapped around your cloak, sending shivers down your spine.

your sight- although a blur, had managed to gather enough informations about your surroundings.  deep in the woods. far away from home.

you held your vision to your heart, laughing at the cold embrace. it nipped at your skin- tiny crystals forming around your cloak.

a series of emotions stormed throughout your head. grief, anger, guilt, pity—

inhaling, you grabbed onto the nearby tree, pulling yourself to its trunk, leaning against the hard material. 

your feet felt wobbly. and yet, power surged throughout your entire body. fueling it with energy. 

you took a step forward.

and let go of the tree.

you never stopped running.