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  Wisdom is knowing that while a tomato is a fruit, it doesn't belong in a fruit salad.  

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welcome to hell. i hope you enjoy your stay here! even if it is rather short.. the hotels are right up ahead! don’t forget to give cerberus a head pat or two, though! 

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recent works: kazuha relationship head cannons! 1/2 (m!reader)

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poly headcannons! p2

pairing(s): scarabitch x reader x kazuha && schlongli x reader x childe

summary: here’s your daily dose of crack broskis 😄👊 I kinda wrote kazuscara part more sweet and domestic but I’m sure you guys don’t mind >:)

(the kazuscara x reader part was pretty rushed, wanted to get this out quickly.)

scaramouche && kazuha

next stop: hell

“road work ahead? yeah, I sure hope it does.”

our first contestant is mutated radish aaaaaand hot Canadian man

this relationship is probably one of the most sane one here compared to everyone else-

it functions kinda like ying and yang

“hey hun, can I have some tea 🥰?” “stfu pick up your lazy ass an-” “scara, be nice. go get y/n some tea.” “.. fine”

call Scaramouche mascara and scarabitch to make fun of him.... just make sure you know where to hide first. otherwise-

scarabitch can make some real nice fucking meals. and so can kazuha. hOUSEWIV-

ok but fr these guys probably give one of the best cuddles EVER

mascara might be aggressively hugging you to death, but it’s just one of his many love languages, man 🥰

zhongli && childe

“this food is too hot” “you’re hot but I still eat you 😏” slams fists “ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL IM ASKING FOR”

rest in macaroni, geo daddy 😔 you will be missed

He loves both you and childe but omFUCKING PGOD can the two of you just STop doing dumb shit 24/7????????!!?!? grandpa needs a break-

hires a baby sitter to watch over the two of you while he’s away. if you somehow get rid of them he’ll drag Xiao over to watch the two of you

“hey comrade! 😃 wouldn’t it be nice if you let us out? it must get boring sitting here all day watching us” “stfu”

the two of you sit there for five hours until schlongli comes home 

remember what I said about the turds?

Childe once put one of the figurines on your bedside as a cute lil gift 😁 ..... when you woke up, you thought that it was an actual turd and screamed-

zhongli nearly dropped a meteor on that shit

after childe realizing the power these turds held, he mailed one of them to his beloved coworker scaramouche 🥰 scaramouche invented new insults for childe that day. the letter he sent back was so bad that if you were to censor it, the entire fucking letter would become unreadable

childe put it up on his bedroom wall as a trophy AS HE SHOULd

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im so funny

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haha you’re right /j

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on vacation! Won’t be posting for a few days

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gorou roommate hcs

pairing(s): gorou x gn!reader

summary: I got a lil carried away and.. it’s kinda of a mix between relationship and roommate head cannons so.. enjoy the extra desert! it’s not proof read though, so mistakes are bound to be in this hellhole somewhere-

he’s the type of person who will be very chill and stoic in front of stranger, but once you get to know him he’s already burned down half of your apartment, ate all the cushions, and committed anarchy

having said that, the two of you are probably best friends or in a relationship if the two of you are to become roommates 

when you look for a new apartment that the two of you can afford, gorou will look for something more..  cozy?

he doesn’t really care if the you’d prefer to live in the city, or somewhere with a smaller crowd- as long as you’re happy, he’s happy :) but if you were to ask what his tastes were, he’d prefer to live in an apartment where there’s a park nearby. it doesn’t have to be big at all either! maybe a local coffee shop around the block too?

once you guys move in, gorou is everywhere!! hes all over the place, moving furniture, jumping around- you name it

but when it comes to picking rooms.. 

like a little kid, he’d pout and keep telling you over and over that he wants the biggest room- and who are you to say no?

when it comes to decorating the his room and the apartment, he’d go with a cozy, domestic vibe. soft colors, warm lighting- you name it. 

and his room? don’t get me started- it has gorou written all over it!! his aesthetic is very pretty too like damn

def has a competition with you over who can decorate their room better. although it turns out to be a statement, neither of you are upset :)

then, after all the unpacking and shit, furry takes you to the nearby coffee shop to grab a drink or two. or, if neither of you feel for coffee, he’d take you to a nearby asian snack bar to get you a boba or two. he’d def order the brown sugar one!

gives you a lil kith on the nose <3

you guys either end up exploring your block at visiting all these interesting shops and buying little gadgets you found cool or b, cuddling back home :)

i wouldn’t say he’s the big spoon, neither is he the small spoon. he just likes to latch onto and cuddle you for hours on end. but if you’d prefer to spoon him or have him spoon you, he doesn’t mind!

evening walks around the place!! especially if it’s more of an open place- he absolutely loves them :) holding your hand as oranges and pinks dapple your features.. it’s something worth dying for. he’s not wrong tho you’re absolutely stunning!! 

if there’s an ice cream booth by the block, he’d absolutely visit it!!! he must! he’d drag you down there with his own bare hands if he had to!

he absolutely LOVES strawberry ice cream! he’ll devour it in three bites if asked to! >:)

as time slowly ticks by- and the world begins to darken, the two of you can’t help but succumb to exhaustion. taking the fastest route home, you found yourself collapsing on the nearest surface as soon as you got home- that being the couch

he nuzzled your neck, ears brushing as they made contact with your cheek- his hands wrapped around your waist. his fluffy ass tail wagging nonstop

and that’s not even the end of his cute ass 😭 when he falls asleep, he quietly snores into your ears it autocorrected into eyes and it’s just omg

and as the night slowly fades away, so does this fanfiction come to an end. gn homie :) don’t let the furbabies bite

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poly headcannons

pairing(s): childe x gn!reader x kaeya && kazuha x gn!reader x xiao 

summary: poly relationship head cannons but it’s on crack. basically just a shitpost while I stare at the ceiling questioning my existence in this cruel, mortal plane.

childe && kaeya

homie..

you ain’t getting out of this one alive

these bitches don’t only got their drip and their hots, but also their fucking stupid asses

you wouldn’t know how many times tartaglia fell down the stairs. he onced fell down in front of scaramouche and it now serves as blackmailing purposes

after your date y’all were heading back up stairs and tarantula decided he wanted to be romantic or some shit idk what’s going on in his fucking head anymore 

“im falling for you babe” “aw, ajax :) OH SHIT CHILDE-”

 I mean he wasn’t wrong you’re fucking glorious af like homie 😀🔪 hand over your hots man

and don’t get me started about ice ice baby here. this bitch

he’s a pest that’s what he is

once you were braiding his hair with childe and the day ended with kaeya cosplaying as Elsa, childe cosplaying as kristoff, and you were cosplaying as the fucking donkey. don’t ask man. you guys tried making a kiss scene or whatever but uhm.. Idk how you can make two grown ass men kissing a donkey romantic or sexy believe me kaeya tried

childe deffo makes pelmeni with the gang :) it’s basically pork and chicken that’s covered in a thin layer of dough. kinda like the Chinese dumplings. 

on your anniversary or something y’all tried a 3 way kiss but if dramatic music was to play, it wouldve felt like you guys were about to kill each other or some shit

despite childe not.. yknow actually being a toy maker he does makes small wooden and clay figurines/models and gives them away to his precious comrades :) ….. most of them turn out to look like a collection of turds hE SWEARS THEY WERE MEANT TO RESEMBLE SLIMES

kaeya once compared you to a juicy, flaming hot lobster that the three of you were eating at the dinner table one night. you never looked at lobster the same again.

kazuha && xiao 

“this world is meaningless. the only constant is suffer-” “that’s cool Xiao but can you eat your vegetables now??? kazuha already ate his” “… no”

when depressed edgy teenager comes together with alchoholic broke poet and a stunning loser /j they form a nuclear bo-

mediocore chaos yahoo

Xiao doesn’t eat his vegetables. Ever. because who tf willingly eats cauliflowers and broccoli on a regular basis???????

kazuha is the opposite. Bitch eats his vegetables and appears as if he likes them………. however, you yet to discover what lies deep within the trash can

Xiao doesn’t love wine but getting drunk with the homies is something even the vigilant yaksha does not want to miss 😌

ventis swinging from the chandelier, Xiao keep plunging down from the stairwell and childe is making turd slime figurines with kaeya, and kazuhas laughing his ass off every small movement you make. you take a wobbly step forward? hehHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH BadhHAHHAHAHhaHHAHA

whenever you ask Xiao to get some ice cream he just makes you flavored shaved ice. if it’s winter? … you made a terrible mistake

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gorou roommate hcs

pairing(s): gorou x gn!reader

summary: I got a lil carried away and.. it’s kinda of a mix between relationship and roommate head cannons so.. enjoy the extra desert! it’s not proof read though, so mistakes are bound to be in this hellhole somewhere-

he’s the type of person who will be very chill and stoic in front of stranger, but once you get to know him he’s already burned down half of your apartment, ate all the cushions, and committed anarchy

having said that, the two of you are probably best friends or in a relationship if the two of you are to become roommates 

when you look for a new apartment that the two of you can afford, gorou will look for something more..  cozy?

he doesn’t really care if the you’d prefer to live in the city, or somewhere with a smaller crowd- as long as you’re happy, he’s happy :) but if you were to ask what his tastes were, he’d prefer to live in an apartment where there’s a park nearby. it doesn’t have to be big at all either! maybe a local coffee shop around the block too?

once you guys move in, gorou is everywhere!! hes all over the place, moving furniture, jumping around- you name it

but when it comes to picking rooms.. 

like a little kid, he’d pout and keep telling you over and over that he wants the biggest room- and who are you to say no?

when it comes to decorating the his room and the apartment, he’d go with a cozy, domestic vibe. soft colors, warm lighting- you name it. 

and his room? don’t get me started- it has gorou written all over it!! his aesthetic is very pretty too like damn

def has a competition with you over who can decorate their room better. although it turns out to be a statement, neither of you are upset :)

then, after all the unpacking and shit, furry takes you to the nearby coffee shop to grab a drink or two. or, if neither of you feel for coffee, he’d take you to a nearby asian snack bar to get you a boba or two. he’d def order the brown sugar one!

gives you a lil kith on the nose <3

you guys either end up exploring your block at visiting all these interesting shops and buying little gadgets you found cool or b, cuddling back home :)

i wouldn’t say he’s the big spoon, neither is he the small spoon. he just likes to latch onto and cuddle you for hours on end. but if you’d prefer to spoon him or have him spoon you, he doesn’t mind!

evening walks around the place!! especially if it’s more of an open place- he absolutely loves them :) holding your hand as oranges and pinks dapple your features.. it’s something worth dying for. he’s not wrong tho you’re absolutely stunning!! 

if there’s an ice cream booth by the block, he’d absolutely visit it!!! he must! he’d drag you down there with his own bare hands if he had to!

he absolutely LOVES strawberry ice cream! he’ll devour it in three bites if asked to! >:)

as time slowly ticks by- and the world begins to darken, the two of you can’t help but succumb to exhaustion. taking the fastest route home, you found yourself collapsing on the nearest surface as soon as you got home- that being the couch

he nuzzled your neck, ears brushing as they made contact with your cheek- his hands wrapped around your waist. his fluffy ass tail wagging nonstop

and that’s not even the end of his cute ass 😭 when he falls asleep, he quietly snores into your ears it autocorrected into eyes and it’s just omg

and as the night slowly fades away, so does this fanfiction come to an end. gn homie :) don’t let the furbabies bite

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so uh.. i was writing some random crap and go carried away- you’re getting 500+ (word count) of gorou roommate brainrot and cuddling head cannons i uh enjoy the food?

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the people would like to humbly ask for more poly headcannons 😔😔

then you shall receive >:)

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going off of the post i reblogged recently, i want to write something for my, mutuals, followers, or anyone who may come across this:

as someone who has struggled, and hard, for years with similar issues, you are not alone. things get better.

i promise you.

everything is temporary, and that is why we must cherish the things that are good, and remind ourselves that the pain will ease sometime, if not soon. that ocean of pain or numbness or frustration something in between that you're drowning in will fade.

it will.

you will feel again.

you will smile again.

you will find joy again.

you will touch the sky again.

all you need to do is remember that your heart and your soul is the most precious thing in this world, in this universe. remind yourself, constantly, even if there is no one else there to remind you. take care of it, just as you'd take care of another. feed it, nurture it, grow it. the patience you exercise with others should equal, if not pale in comparison to the patience and gentleness and kindness you exercise with yourself.

even if escape seems like the easiest option right now, just remember that good things never come easy. but they are always, always worth it. always.

so go out for that walk. pluck those flowers. take a picture of the sunset. make yourself a cup of tea. tell that friend you love them. and remember to take it one day, one breath, one step at a time. one breath, and then the next. that is all. you are worth it.

please hold on. keep fighting, because you are strong. please stay, because i promise you, you will feel the sun shine through the clouds one day again. perhaps you'll even see a rainbow.

and i never, ever break my promises.

i am always here, no matter where you are, no matter who you are.

you are loved.

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poly headcannons

pairing(s): childe x gn!reader x kaeya && kazuha x gn!reader x xiao 

summary: poly relationship head cannons but it’s on crack. basically just a shitpost while I stare at the ceiling questioning my existence in this cruel, mortal plane.

childe && kaeya

homie..

you ain’t getting out of this one alive

these bitches don’t only got their drip and their hots, but also their fucking stupid asses

you wouldn’t know how many times tartaglia fell down the stairs. he onced fell down in front of scaramouche and it now serves as blackmailing purposes

after your date y’all were heading back up stairs and tarantula decided he wanted to be romantic or some shit idk what’s going on in his fucking head anymore 

“im falling for you babe” “aw, ajax :) OH SHIT CHILDE-”

 I mean he wasn’t wrong you’re fucking glorious af like homie 😀🔪 hand over your hots man

and don’t get me started about ice ice baby here. this bitch

he’s a pest that’s what he is

once you were braiding his hair with childe and the day ended with kaeya cosplaying as Elsa, childe cosplaying as kristoff, and you were cosplaying as the fucking donkey. don’t ask man. you guys tried making a kiss scene or whatever but uhm.. Idk how you can make two grown ass men kissing a donkey romantic or sexy believe me kaeya tried

childe deffo makes pelmeni with the gang :) it’s basically pork and chicken that’s covered in a thin layer of dough. kinda like the Chinese dumplings. 

on your anniversary or something y’all tried a 3 way kiss but if dramatic music was to play, it wouldve felt like you guys were about to kill each other or some shit

despite childe not.. yknow actually being a toy maker he does makes small wooden and clay figurines/models and gives them away to his precious comrades :) ..... most of them turn out to look like a collection of turds hE SWEARS THEY WERE MEANT TO RESEMBLE SLIMES

kaeya once compared you to a juicy, flaming hot lobster that the three of you were eating at the dinner table one night. you never looked at lobster the same again.

kazuha && xiao 

“this world is meaningless. the only constant is suffer-” “that’s cool Xiao but can you eat your vegetables now??? kazuha already ate his” “... no”

when depressed edgy teenager comes together with alchoholic broke poet and a stunning loser /j they form a nuclear bo-

mediocore chaos yahoo

Xiao doesn’t eat his vegetables. Ever. because who tf willingly eats cauliflowers and broccoli on a regular basis???????

kazuha is the opposite. Bitch eats his vegetables and appears as if he likes them.......... however, you yet to discover what lies deep within the trash can

Xiao doesn’t love wine but getting drunk with the homies is something even the vigilant yaksha does not want to miss 😌

ventis swinging from the chandelier, Xiao keep plunging down from the stairwell and childe is making turd slime figurines with kaeya, and kazuhas laughing his ass off every small movement you make. you take a wobbly step forward? hehHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH BadhHAHHAHAHhaHHAHA

whenever you ask Xiao to get some ice cream he just makes you flavored shaved ice. if it’s winter? ... you made a terrible mistake

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zhongli & childe… harry potter!au

howdy! had this idea in mind for a while and decided to put it on them trusty ol google docs! :) this will most likely end up to be a series of sorts as im planning to add more characters!! however, at the moment, all you’re getting right now is the ceo of geo. (this is two weeks old oml-)

ZHONGLI: 

zhongli came from a noble pure-blood family with several branches to the ministry of magic and hogwarts itself! most definitely a ravenclaw or a slytherin. i’d say hes a fifth or sixth year?? mostly because he’s just.. old in game lmao. and because he’s.. zhongli. his interests would probably be potions, transfiguration (maybe), and defense against the dark arts. he’d also probably be one of the top students! the history & defense against the dark arts teacher praise him well! :) hes only second after albedo in potions. he does well in charms but i dont think he likes the class very much.. and he sucks at flying. when he first received his broom it absolutely despised him. like jesus christ man, are you gonna fucking fly or not?! being the handsome gentleman he is, he’d probably be one of the prefects! i wouldn’t say hes a strict prefect, hes actually a pretty chill one. people are just intimidated by his looks- but when a group of first years are purposely ticking him off? ohohohoho, even childe disapproved of his following actions

CHILDE: hmm.. this bitch probably came from either a rich pureblood family or from a muggle family. gives me ron vibes. this bitch is probably a fourth or a fifth year, but acts like it’s his first year. most definitely either a gryffindor or a slytherin!! he’s sly and cunning, but also very brave at the same time!! however, considering his hunger for power/blood, he’s probably a slytherin. bitch is DEF part of the quidditch team!!!!!!!!! and hed also play on the offensive roles on the team. in terms of classes and stuff, he’d most likely be into dark arts he gets his ass beaten by zhongli on a regular basis  and potion making just because he can piss scaramouche off. now, because of his carefree personality, his grades are probably pretty average?? he’d probably get b’s a lot. or, if he’s feeling like slacking off, a big fat c. but when it comes to dark arts, he always gets good grades. but ultimately does shit on the written part of the exam. 

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masterlist!

rushed- apologies! here are where many of the simps gather around to.. simp i suppose.

mondstadt.

liyue.

inazuma.

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fragmented.masterlist fragmented.works

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kazuha relationship hcs (m! 1/2)

summary: random ass head cannons about our beloved bastard. 1/2 cause im too lazy to finish the second half. when im done with part 2, ill just merge them together

pairing: m!reader

warning(s): mentions of alcohol consumption as well as suggestive comments and jokes

mmm yes hot canadian man that i loST THE FUCKING 50/50 TO JEAN

ya’ll were crushing on each other likes hopeless romantics and some shit smh gayest shit ive ever seen

kazuha couldnt help but get flustered every time he saw you. especially the couple days after your/his confession. bitch cannot stop smiling and turning into a god forsaken tomato

free cuddles woohoo! and kithes >:) hes a bit mean about it tho so do expect to pay him back some way. i’ll let your mind wander as to what happened that night

LOVES cooking for his s/o- and pretty much anyone!!! sometimes, when you come home from work, you’ll find hot canadian mf making some reall delicious inazuman cuisine!!

whenever kazuha makes his special dangos, he makes each.. dango-sphere thing look like an adorable ass slime. you nearly mistaken it as a plushie <’3 mihoyo wink wink nudge nudge

your relationship functions into two different ways; either its a long distance relationship or you spend time with kazoo at the crux! 

if you mostly spend your time apart, you’ll find small little souvenirs and sappy love letters being sent to your mailbox!!

if you end up following kazuha around during his journey overseas, ohhh boy.

you’re dead

at first everything seems normal. the crews chilling, flowing throughout the ocean with the wind by its side.. its quite peaceful

unless you get sea sick you’re gonna have so much fun-

when it gets darker though, its when the beer bottles start popping open. and the crew is suddenly louder then a twitter mob :’)

i’d say kazuha is more of a clingy drunk and a moron drunk. bitch does you dumb shit whenever hes drunk. prob falls asleep on your shoulder, lightly snoring n’  adorable mcshit

or, if he passes up the opportunity to drink, he’ll stargaze with you up at the front of the ship. calling out weird looking constellations and making fun out of them

or, maybe, the two of you are cuddling in your cabin. listening fondly as the waves brush by the alcor, and how the laughter that once rang freely throughout the ocean, is slowly starting to retreat to slumber... at precisely 5am

FORHEAD KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!........ whenever hes in front of the crew and is just yknow.. to embarrassed to give you a kiss on the lips, he’d settle for your forehead- 

kazuha prob has a pretty decent alcoholic tolerance. or at least, hides his drunk..i-ness from people with his quiet demeanor and overall pretty casual behavior. but you catch on quickly 

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Dear female Fanfiction writers on Tumblr,

Please consider writing for gender neutral, or even male readers, and readers of other genders. We exist, and it is very hard for us to find stories on this website.

If you only write for female readers: Please don’t just say that it’s a ‘character abc x reader’ fic. It can easily misinterpreted as a story for gender neutral readers. Specify the gender of the reader on your fics, that shows some support as well.

Give blog recommendations of writers who write for readers of other genders as well. That helps a lot.

But most important: Show your support. Do not exclude readers who aren’t female. 

Sincerely,

The community of readers who are not female

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Hi :) hope u r having an awesome day/night! I just found out that you write for genshin and your writing is like super cool >//< do you mind if I send in a request? 👉👈

I don’t mind! I kinda just write, die for two weeks, and then come back alive :’)