#franciene

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Dylan: Eat the rich!

Franciene: Your girlfriend's closet is bigger than your room Dylan.

Dylan: I said what I said Franciene.

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Mary Jane: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Franciene, are a fucking cactus.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Franciene*

Franciene: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Sleepover at Henrietta's:

Francine: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Mary Jane: Like it slips on and off really easily.

Francine:

Mary Jane: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Henrietta: We know what you meant.

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Introduction to the characters from a book I will never write:

Character names in order: Henrietta, Mary Jane, Franciene, Dylan, Kalyan

Picrew link

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Mmmm. Salty