#frankenstein shitpost

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

guess what I watched the other day

[battydings]

[whore-ticulturist]

RIP Victor Frankenstein, you would've loved the Got Milk campaign

[williambryantlesbianaunt]

Lessons I Learned From Elizabeth’s Syphilis Uncle (I don’t remember his name sorry)

If you see an unstable medical school dropout with a dream, INVEST IN THAT IMMEDIATELY. this will never backfire.

Always wait until the last possible minute to reveal plot-relevant requirements of your support to said med school dropout. Really throw them for a loop.

If someone is being a creep around your niece, you can always subtly threaten them in the men’s room about it. Comments about your “stream” and unexpectedly moving up deadlines are especially helpful tactics here.

Weird sibling relationships are like wars in that you can capitalize on both for your own ends.

A night with Venus = a lifetime with Mercury but only if you let it. Never accept death.

Escalating an argument with threats to valuable equipment is a great way to get what you want, always.

Never trust photography models with fruit.

[hellcatsandcars]

[sixpossumsinaclownsuit]

Reading Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Some of my thoughts, a series:

If Victor made Adam to be the most beautiful ideal man, 8 feet tall, huge, flowing black hair, strong and healthy, handsome features... does that mean Victor also picked out/sculpted a perfect and huge penis for him as well?

[partypoisxn]

what if victor frankenstein was victor 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂stein and instead of getting a several month long nervous fever he got 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with henry clerval⁉️⁉️⁉️

[victor-frankensimpart]

I’m not the only one who thought this right?