I’m not a vampire but I feel like one :3

✸MCR5 believer✸Criminal minds lover✸BTVS enthusiast✸AHS watcher✸Creepypasta enjoyer✸Suffering from severe TMA and Nosferatu brainrot✸

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[fitzarts]

It's time to see

[djbodyhorror]

Everyone's your day one when you were born yesterday

[djbodyhorror]

im just making shit up atp

[64mpg]

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

[64mpg]

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[melleons]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[unusual-suspects]

x

[sobac]

boring 🥱

[ivipl1]

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

[amiya-shirou]

actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

[absolutejamer]

grace is not rocky's dog

grace is kept in a clear, airtight container filled with a completely different environment with a carefully maintained life-support system that, should it fail, he will quickly die.

grace is erid's fish.

[bandalbitch]

im sorry that was a bad joke. i can kill myself if you want

[frottinq]

When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.