i should probably really go to bed but headcannon woaasahh what the heeelllloh my goddd no wayayayyaya
frau schneider/regina
ballet dancer(we've known this forever)
the . dog thing idk read mein tier or smth
the only one whos actually normal
constantly reading to jacqueline
really boring
Kinda bitchy lowk
frau lindemann/jacqueline(this is where it gets lore-y)
got kicked out on her 18th birthday cuz her father found outt about her slightly sus relationship with regina
middle child
was forcefully blocked and cut off from everyone in the family(even micheal and algebra)
Lifts weights 25/8
constantly cutting and dyeing her hair to look different
is actually in an intimate relationship with widowmaker from overwatch
micheal(prepare for this fr this mf is miserable)
oldest out of the three siblings
kinda really a prostitute
has terrible self image
gets nosebleeds every two seconds(same)
is is love with sleeping pills and benadryl🩷
algebra
youngest
used to have way longer, blonde hair(cut and dyed it)
right after she found out jacqueline left, pierced her eyebrows, lip, and bridge on her own(unsanitary)
juggalo def
scene kween tbh. yes













