COSWAN
♡ Send me a ship and I’ll tell youWho accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaCosmo, at almost all times. Wanda rarely but who doesn’t? He blames it on thinking about her and says it’s worth it, especially when she kisses it better.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themWanda, hands down. She also writes little free-style poems on spare scraps of paper and sometimes Timmy finds cute heart stickers she dropped on the ground on her way to the fish bowl (he collects them in a scrap book and it’s one of the first things he tells Chloe about himself).
Who starts the tickle fightsCosmo, only because she’s Very ticklish and has the laugh of an angel (also sometimes on accident). She gets the upper hand on him most of the time though and you’re left with a giggling pile of fairy limbs floating around.
Who starts the pillow fightsWanda, sometimes to end the tickle fights. Cosmo when he’s particularly playful. Sometimes the kids jump in.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileThey alternate depending on who can last longer and sometimes they just watch each other and murmur sweet nothings all night long.
Who mistakes salt for sugarNever Wanda, and rarely Cosmo, but Sometimes there’s a mishap. Usually Chloe eats the result because she actually likes it.
they got nothing on me though i mistake the COFFEE for sugar
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningCosmo sometimes uses the magic microwave down in the Room of Timmy’s Favorite Things and wakes the whole room up. Sometimes it’s Timmy…? Wanda can’t find the mute option in the menu.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesCosmo all the way. He also consults with the kids on what the cutest one is. Wanda keeps a small notebook with purple glitter covering of all the ones she really likes and sometimes throws them back.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderWanda does, regularly. Monotonous tasks help her relax while her boys are playing video games. Cosmo makes it a habit to throw the order to heck so she’d have her work cut out for her when she gets to it.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesCosmo, because Wanda is nice like that. But sometimes she just really wants to do it herself and sometimes they take turns at the same spoon ;D
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionWanda stopped doing it after Dusty’s birth because he would try to play with them or eat them, so they left what they had in a box where Dusty can’t reach until he’s older. Sometimes Cosmo forgets and brings home new ones and they mysteriously disappear in the box.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penCosmo fancies himself an artist and loves doodling on Wanda’s back and arms when she’s writing. It results in tickle fights a lot though so neither can ever get anything done.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationCosmo loves those, and gets at least three from every city they’ve ever worked in. They’ve been in Dimmsdale for so long and so many times that they have a whole room just for those!
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesWanda starts it, but quickly finds out Cosmo takes them a little too seriously, so now whenever Cosmo tries to suggest doing one, she has to look over the entire thing before she agrees to anything
