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So, I went to the maternity ward and punched a baby.

Now I'm sitting at home, waiting for my pizza.

Or the cops.

Whatever comes first.

thefredasaurusrex replied to your photo:I have given these many fucks so far.

AT LEAST HALF OF THOSE BETTER BE FOR ME

You get all my fucks, Fredbro.

Now fucks off.

Has anyone seen the bag of dicks? I think Fred had it last.

Glen: *raises glass* To the second best couple on Tumblr.

Brit: *raises glass* Who's the first?

Glen: Fred and Hudson.

Holy shit!

Is it Fred’s birthday?

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