Ultimate ship meme: Pacer And Fiona
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - their relationship is complicated as Fiona is still with vulpes and only comes to see pacer when she is able too
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Would we call it love? or just a lot of strong confusing feelings but they just cant either admit what they feel to eachother
How was their first kiss? - they were both drunk, so it was a very drunk kiss
Wedding: IF they get married
Who proposed? - Fi wouldnt ever so Pacer would have too
Who is the best man/men? - i suppose the king and tapper
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - fi probably wouldnt tell many seeing as vulpes is already keeping an eye on the two of them
Who did the most planning? - there wouldnt be much planning involved
Who stressed the most? - both, stressed they would be found out
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - anyone legion or ncr
Sex:
Who is on top? - Both have been on top depends on mood
Who is the one to instigate things? - both do
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - it varies
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - hmm I don’t believe they will have any , but you never can predict the future
How many children will they adopt? - none
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - If they did have a kid probably fiona would
Who is the stricter parent? - Fiona deffinitly
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Fiona
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - I think both of them would
Who is the more loved parent? - Probably Pacer, he would let them get away with more
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? neither
Who cried the most at graduation? - Fiona
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both of them would bail the kids out
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Fiona
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Fiona
Who does the grocery shopping? - I could see them doing it together
How often do they bake desserts? - probably never
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - I think Fiona would, If they ever set a anniverasry date
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - both of them
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - maybe Pacer?
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - neither lol
Who is really against chores? - I guess pacer
Who cleans up after the pets? - there are no pets
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - both of them
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - neither
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - I could see Pacer finding a few caps although probably not from cleaning
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Fiona
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - no doggie
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - never
What are their goals for the relationship? - They havnt thought about the future of the relationship
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - both of them
Who plays the most pranks? - Fiona plays way to many on Pacer













