#fren!

[cleanlenins]

I'm contacting my lawyer

Fixed it!

[nooblets-blog]

I-ivan

Bad things Ivan please....

Please- 🙏

(ignore him)

Oh yea sure here's Ivan heh

We can.. we can definitely ignore them back there ...

[forthedancingandthethriving]

So the explanation for "Searching for a Mario That Shouldn't Exist" is that it's a plot to use the timeline's current state and the power of the King in Yellow's domain to change the fates of two particular characters.

The first of course is the evil Movie Mario, the only one of the Trio who knows who they all actually are and why they're here. Because it's his plan and he messed with the memories and models of the others to keep the King from knowing and interfering with his plan (because the King would absolutely mess with the plan even if doing so wouldn't have any real benefit to him just because he's absolutely that kind of an asshole).

"Lily" is actually Morris, who Mario empathizes with given how both of them had their siblings "turned against them" by people who "never gave them the chance to be anything but monsters."

Steve is only there because Mario needed a Minecraft Guy to get them through the server in one piece. He just grabbed a random Steve model and shoved some fake memories into it. He has no real role in all this and Mario very openly Does Not Care how he feels about learning that.

Even with the power, they're only just barely able to make it so they survive in the new timeline, and even then their code will be too damaged to come back as their original selves. So Mario will become a Duplighost named Slick and Morris will reinvent herself as Lemure, the Phantom Viper.

As for future plans, Slick has his eyes on the fact that, technically, slots for a -3 and -4 are available in the SMG lineup...

OUH???? MORRIS IN 2026???? ITS BEEN SO LONG FOR THAT GIRL,,,,,

And ouh... ouuuh slot for a -3 and -4,,, I never even thought of that,,, oh this is gonna be good,,,

[forgotten-emories]

u love Hory

me love Hory

us love Hory

us friends:D

*dances*

Asked by @f-mariaa

You’re my friend now.

We’re having soft tacos later!

Horror lovers unite!!!!!

[askcaretalefriskandchara]

CHIIIIIILDREEEEEEENNNNNN

H-HI???

Yo....- OH MY-

[pangothepangolin]

Do you have a favorite character?

Also hi *waves*

Indeed I do! My favorite character so far has to be Trobbio. He’s such a goober, and I LOVE how he just goes emo for his rematch. The fact that his rematch’s music has a choir simply singing “TROOOBBIIO” also helps.

Hiiiiiii!!!!

How’re you?

[lizard-shifter-noms]

Mlep

for @zantwoose :3