#fresca

[bbu-fan-blog]

Katie and all the BBU team bids farewell to a year full of hard work and dedication, and it shows!

Godspeed, everyone! May you all have an amazing New Year!

[thegikitiki]

The 1970s, a time when "dieting" wasn't a lifestyle, it was a personality trait, and Fresca was the bottled liquid courage required to lift your girlfriend without throwing out your lower back. This ad is selling us a dream where citrus-flavored chemicals and cyclamates (or saccharin, depending on the week's FDA ruling) grant you the core strength of an Olympic gymnast.

Note the hyper-specific calorie count: 2 1/2 calories. Not two. Not three. That extra half-calorie is where the "frosty" flavor lives, apparently. They’re laughing because they’ve achieved the ultimate 1973 aesthetic: looking like they’ve never seen a carbohydrate in their entire lives while sporting haircuts that require more hairspray than the ozone layer could ever forgive. It "works like a diet drink," which in 1973 terminology usually meant "tastes like a battery but makes your swimsuit fit."

[oldshowbiz]

Carol Channing for Fresca

[ganepanimaker]

Billie bust up but I just drew a bunch of robots

[softeasun]

My dog licked her own ass so much she has to get a special antibiotic cream on her butt and eat a special, more boring food and also wear a cone for 5 days. And they expressed her anal gland at the vet just in case.

So, if you're having a bad day, know Fresca's might be worse.

[hbarros69]

Amarante, Canadelo, Rio Olo, frescura

[embryonikz]

[fidjiefidjie]

Bon Matin ❤️🎸👏 🇪🇸💃

Chambao 🎶 Fresca