#bbu basile

[bbu-fan-blog]

Katie and all the BBU team bids farewell to a year full of hard work and dedication, and it shows!

Godspeed, everyone! May you all have an amazing New Year!

[noctisthebatguy]

Oh the polycule that could happen

[danacuarzo]

Billie Bust Up: Fake passport

(Dutch stop the car in where is it the border control)

Dutch: All right, guys! Passports. Hey, nobody has anything weird on them, like canadian cocaine, do they?

Billie and Barnaby: Nope!

Elaine and Basile: Nu-uh

Fantoccio: I finished it!

Aristotle: I-I just wanted to remind everyone that my passport is fake. In case that makes anybody uncomfortable.

Everybody else: ._. …

Elaine: … What?.. Sorry,.. Aristotle, you say don't have your real passport with you?..

Aristotle: No, i left everything behind.

Basile: starts to panic O-M-G!

Barnaby: Aristotle, … That's a federal felony! Do you know that?

Billie: Why didn't you say this earlier, Aristotle?

Aristotle: I DID! I just DID! So, if you're not comfortable, you should get out.

Elaine: WE ARE NOT GONNA GET OUT OF THE CAR! CUZ WE'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF BORDER PATROL!

Basile: WE COULD LITERALLY ALL BE DETAINED, ARISTOTLE!!

Billie and Fantoccio: Ahh!

Dutch: (checking aristotle's fake passport) "El ajolote"…

(Then he turns to aristotle)

Dutch: Your name is,.. El AJOLOTE!?

Aristotle: I don't know! Is from Mexico!

Fantoccio: How did you pick "El Ajolote"!? It sound like a FAKE NAME!

Barnaby: panicking Should we turn around.. Should we turn around…

(Fantoccio and Basile are trying to calm barnaby)

Aristotle: Guys, stop it! You're really freaking me out..

Elaine: *furious* WELL, YOU SHOULD BE FREAKING OUT, ARISTOTLE!!!

Dutch: I can't even tell if this is a good passport..

Billie: Guys! None of us know "El ajolote". He's a hitchiker, and we picked him up on our way because we're nice.

Basile: *angry* And we left him have the FRONT SEAT!?!?

(the police arrive)

[In unision] Dutch: Alright everybody! Shut up! Shut up! Barnaby: On the verge of tears Noo!… sniff Turn around!… Dutch: Barnaby! calm down! Barnaby Barnaby! STOP!…

(The police man approach to Dutch's car, while everybody jhust whisper each other inside the car. Then, Dutch lowers the windshield from his seat)

Dutch: Morning, officer! What's going down

The end

[not-the-axolotl]

Headcannon: Basile is the absolute king of creative insults. He'll come up with the most poetic roasts on the planet. Like: "The wheel's turning, but the hamster is dead" "Your two braincells are currently busy fighting for third place."

[emikodo108]

Another Billie Bust Up cake! Razzle Dazzle edition

Hosea Hayes

Green and red frosting

White icing

Red bow decoration

Basile

Light brown, white, and green frosting

Brown and black icing

Orange bow decoration

Dutch

Black, white and red frosting

Grey icing

Yellow bow decoration

Gold edible glitter

[sweatytenrec]

dnd with the besties✨

[bit-b]

Just got my keychain backer rewards for @billiebustupofficial!!!

[dartheberry]

Dutch : started seeing someone

Basile : as dating or hallucinations?