#freshies

[ac-disastrous]

[kjtoons]

Hey look it’s Yuu and their dumbasses

[inspiteoflogic]

So, I'm an upper classmen this year, and I asked one of my freshie friends "Do you listen to ICP?"

He like immediately gets defensive going "Nope! your not tricking my into saying it!" And I'm confused out of my mind till I realized he thought I was trying to get him to say "I see you pee" and I was just asking if he listened to the Insane Clown Posse

Which I find is the funniest way to highlight the difference in grade levels

[mhagens11]

Not the au but what do you think the freshies would do if their gf asked would they still love them as a worm?

johnny- put u in a box with holes and keep u beside his bed

luc- find a nice little house, make you a bed, brings you food, and takes you everywhere

adamo- might forget to feed you but keeps you in his pocket

seamus- keeps you in his hat at all times

gavin- almost skills you NOT on purpose but takes care of you.

rut- won’t give a fuck but when u cry he try’s to come up with something but makes it worse

[backcountrysteeze]

[moreeeeweedddd]

I have not moved at all today 🤷🏻‍♀️ smoking some freshies 💧

[texasbelleraisinghell]

Is there such thing as having too much love for Texas? 🤔🤣. Anyways, finally putting my dad’s old cans to use! What do y’all think?

[public-school-quoted]

Student 1: What are you doing for that?

Student 2: I’m going to make freshmen indentured servants.

Student 1: What?

Student 2: Like, I’m going to make them slaves.

Student 1: Oh, ok. That makes sense.

This was said BY TWO FRESHMEN, mind you.