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Hello, my name is KJ and I post stuff sometimes. Most of my posts are reblogs but I do like to post art every once in a while (I’m working on making that more frequent).

Fandoms:

-Ninjago

-The Owl House

-Linked Universe

-The Legend of Zelda

-Kingdom Hearts

-Twisted Wonderland

perennial-lee

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

galwednesday

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

redstonedust

"it feels like everyone has autism these days" says person whos entire friend group is comprised of people who still use tumblr in 2025.

teaboot

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

teaboot

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Facts

Logic

Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

Open sores

headspace-hotel

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start

shozawayo

Bruce Wayne, the type of parent to get overstimulated and lock himself in the bathroom, pantry, office, etc. Dick Grayson, the type of child to wiggle his fingers under the door, and tell Bruce to let him in

nyctibiius

she has been pickled for her crimes

guooey

sandmanalone

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

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shutinthenutouse

✋

turtleraccoonsoup

sam reich and matt mercer were holding brennan at gun point when he delivered this statement

dianedancer18

Normally I would put this in the tags but… here we are.

I think it was the other way around: Brennan, baby child strapped to his chest, calmly holding a (water) gun to both of their heads, forcing them to let him do this.

This is the man who spent *years* going behind Sam’s back to plan an interactive escape room and LARP experience for him and his coworkers to both celebrate and get back at Sam for his BS, WHILE ALSO DOING LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE THAT HE WAS UP TO IN THAT SAME TIME FRAME: regular D20 episodes, other appearances in DropOut content, Exandria Unlimited, convention and live play experiences, GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING A CHILD!!! AND STILL WORKING AT THAT LARP SUMMER CAMP!!!!!

This is literally Brennan’s enrichment. Let him have this.

papayafromtv

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 19 (masterpost here)

Damian: -acts like he's so tough, it's so annoying. *distant smacks and thuds*

Jason: hey don't hate on me for being more fearsome than you, it's not my fault you're a dwarf.

Dick, panting slightly: *grunt* why are you antagonising him right now, Hood?

Jason, mouth slightly full: -ecause' it 'akes 'im fite bettuh

*the shwing of a sword*

Damian: so we have to fight and he gets to get fat on tacos two streets away?

Jason: you're a street away from my territory, kiddo. this is not my responsibility.

Dick: you are an ass. *a hiss* *punching*

Damian: you're pathetic and i'm way more dangerous than you. your first kill was when you were 17, while mine was when i was three. get on my level.

Dick: wasn't Hood's first kill when he was like, thirteen or fourteen?

Jason, instantly: hey- hey hey hey- oi! a- *slight laugh* alleged kill, thank you.

Dick: *snorts* right, alleged.

Tim, deadpan: sorry, what now.

Jason: you were literally my little stalker when i was Robin, how can you not know about this?

Tim: i- i wasn't out CONSTANTLY?

Damian: you killed somebody as- how did you kill somebody as Robin?!

Jason: A L L E G E D.

Dick: we find this story way too funny, really.

Jason: it's not- *slight wheeze* it's not like the situation was funny, it was just- B...

Dick: oh my god, B,

Tim: what happened?

Damian: wait. wait. was this the incident you told me about that led to your death?

Tim: SORRY?

Jason: yeah this was like. the roots of what led to Ethiopia.

Dick: this was the main incident of what got Bruce to fire him.

Jason: he didn't fire me, he benched me.

Dick: so did you actually kill the guy?

Jason, indignant: NO I DIDN'T KILL HIM!

*a beat of silence*

Jason, audibly holding back snickers: i mean i thought about it,

Dick: *starts laughing*

Tim: what actually happened?

Jason, dismissive: oh, it was nothing. there was this asshole who kept sexually assaulting this girl and i wanted to put him away but the system was so corrupt that he got away with it, and then the girl killed herself and i got real pissed off at the injustice of it all so i ran ahead of B and found him on a balcony, and the idiot fell off the balcony right as B found us, and obviously he was like 'you killed him didn't you', and it spiralled into the whole 'you're too violent i'm benching you' thing, which is what led me to running away to Ethiopia and killing the Joker. ta-da.

Dick, sounding impressed: you know that's oddly concise.

Tim: i don't- i don't remember this, what was the case name?

Jason: uh, the case of- fuck. wait. Dick what was the guy's name?

Dick: balcony guy? ....shit, i dunno.

Jason: how could i fucking forget- i swear to god i knew it, it was fucking. uhhhhh...

Damian: how could you forget your first kill?

Jason: I DIDN'T FUCKIN' KILL HIM! it was something like- Phil. or Philip something. Philip... Philip Garbanzo. nofuckwait-

Dick: *wheeze* Philip Garbanzo???

Tim, also laughing: Philip Garbanzo. Fredrick Totino.

Jason: yeah i shoved Freddy Pizzarolls off a balcony.

Dick: *another wheeze*

Damian: Felipe Garzonas, jackasses.

Jason: THAT WAS IT. THAT was his name, fuck i forgot!

Tim: so you didn't do anything... and Bruce just like... decided you were a murderer?

Jason: yeah, he- ok so admittedly i didn't take it very seriously at the time.

Dick: yeah from what I remember- *wheeze* i don't think any of us took it very seriously.

Jason: well- look in my defence i got to watch a rapist trip and fall off a balcony, of course i found it funny. and then B showed up and he was being all grave and shit like 'did you kill him?' and i was just like. crying with laughter on the floor.

Dick, slightly teary: yeah you know- you fucking know that after that mission when i visited you guys in Gotham and he told me about the case i started laughing too and he told me he thought i was a bad influence on you?

Jason: you're joking.

Dick: yeah he was like- he was like 'maybe if you were a better role model for the boy he wouldn't be turning out like this' and i outright laughed in his face.

Jason: ROLE MODEL? YOU DIDN'T ROLE MODEL SHIT-

Dick: THAT'S WHAT I FUCKIN' SAID- WE BARELY TOLERATED EACH OTHER!

Tim: so wait. does B still think you killed pizza roll guy?

Jason: oh i stopped trying to convince him i didn't a long time ago. i'm like OJ little red, it's hysterical.

Tim: Jesus Christ.

Jason: every year on the death anniversary i send B a photo of me posing in front of his grave.

Damian: it's true, last week i, Batman, and Hood had a meeting on an abandoned balcony and when Batman perched on the edge, Hood waggled his finger and said 'ooooh, don't tempt me with nostalgia old man!' and-

Dick: *abrupt cackle*

Damian: -father got so mad he had to leave the roof to calm down for a minute.

Tim: i don't know why it would piss him off so much, like, you kill people all the time.

Jason: yeah but you never forget your first...

Tim: i thought you said you didn't do it.

Jason: mind your own business.

Damian: you couldn't even remember his name.

Jason: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

*a few beats of silence*

Dick: *silently weeping*

Dick, breathy from laughter: Philip Garbanzo...

Jason, also laughing: FUCK- OFF

ichigo-kuriimu

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

ichigo-kuriimu

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

ichigo-kuriimu

i have to do everything around here

notahorseindisguise

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?”

me: oh. oh no.

wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20

fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".

It's LITERALLY "innit".