#friend chat

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

My assumption about you is that you would love to be and/or have a cat

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Your assumption is 10000000000000% correct ten million years.

Please. Please. I need. To pet. His tiny head. Give him a little smooch between his soft ears. Hes so floofy. I want to squish.

[theriu]

(I'm listening to my friends playing Roblox on voice chat)

Corvid: (makes a doofy comment equivalent to a "your mom" joke)

Corvid: Aw yeah, I went there.

Lantern: Can you go back?

[owlee22]

[juicezone]

waugh!! i’m sorry ur sick!! tucking u in with a warm blanket and giving u a tasty drink I hope u feel better soon beloveds!!

i did git all tuked up w tiggy n som oj dank u ivory ^^

[rocinantachi]

My irl friends chat group is hilarious because half of our interactions are, quite literally

Me, who everyone thinks I'm a cannibal: I was so tired yesterday I started singing Dear Theodosia from Hamilton to my cat

My roomate's boyfriend: He's so gorgeous. My dad just killed a wild pig

The girl we all suspect is a vampire: posts the same sticker of a bunny 87 times

[of-another-broken-heart]

I wish I could... toss a like on replies.

Thank you for the ones in my notes.

It would feel weird/scummy to list names (I say, as if my posts have a single-digit audience at best) but I see them. I just rarely have anything to say back. oTL

[skeletonsloverockcandy]

A conversation I had with @dheiress after I showed her a video of phonetically consistent English

Needless to say that she’s goddamn hilarious