top five kinds of FROG !!!!
-SLAMS HANDS ON DESK- YOU GUYS ALL KNOW WHATS UP!!
This is Very hard to choose i will say. but. I will do my best. to narrow it down.
1. Common water frog (also known as green frog or edible frog but DO NOT!!!)
This boi is to me the Classic Frog™. They live in denmark, but me seeing any is still a Bit More Rare than our classic toady boys, so I have seen them around enough that I feel like i Know Him, but it’s still an Event and a Treat when I meet him. He is handsome, he is green, he is Pointé, and I lovs him
2. Common toad (also known as European toad)
This boi I know well. He resides in our local pond and leaves many a babies for me to watch in awe through spring and summer. He is a handsome fat boi whom I share many a fond memory of. He is beautiful and poisonous and does a good wampening. What’s not to love.
3. African bullfrog (also known as pixie frog. for some reason?)
He is gigantic, this man! He is large and he is ANGERY. He’s also a really good dad and protecte his taddipoles, guarding where they are swimmening around and, like. pouncing on everything that moves. An icon. He also has pseudo-teeth nub things in his mouth and he eats mice. We must shame him, but how can we, when he is so handsome. Some ppl keep them as pets, and we must fear them bc they have the most powerful familiar of all.
Also when i say he is gigantic, I mean it (link)
4. White’s tree frog (also known as dumpy tree frog)
LOOK AT THEM. LOOK THEM IN THE EYE. THEY ARE SO GENTLE AND KIND. This frog wants to hear all about your problems. I love them…. so much. They come in a variety of colours and some of them are brown, or green, or almost pastel blue. They make really good pets, are very chill, and can be housed together … and they are fat! and cute! ohmygod they are SO CUTE!!!!!
5. Horned frog (also known as pac-man frog)
This is yet another classic pet frog, and we have bred them to come in different colour morphs and all of them are SO HANDSOME. They call her pac man bc she is Mostly Mouth. She has handsome profile and BIG HEAD, for holding many noble thought. or for eating mice. they unfortunately also do that. It’s a bit distressing. I love her anyway tho, bc she is noble and handsome. I am a little unclear about the different species, there seem to be a couple different ones, but that’s okay bc I love them all!
Special shout-out to the glass frog, that weird little critter. love u. you go, w your funky little organs on display.
