Sep 25, 2021
@frigidandsilent
"Yeah but you're already full of shit." :/
“Says the guy trying to get his ass ate. It takes two wipes to know you needed three, Mattie.”
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@frigidandsilent
"Yeah but you're already full of shit." :/
“Says the guy trying to get his ass ate. It takes two wipes to know you needed three, Mattie.”
frigidandsilent
"So....do you not have a relationship with England, Mr. America?"
“No, not really. We don’t get along.”
@frigidandsilent from here.
"You're a fucking twink ass bitch you fucking asshole, go suck some dick and gargle on some piss you fucking yank ass."
“W--WHAT THE FUCK!!? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BLIND AS HELL, LAZY, GOOD FER NOTHIN’ BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKIN’ CANANUCK!!!!”
Mattie approaches with a white flag. A truce for a mutual goal. "Help me get back at America."
"Oh! Getting back at America? Very good."
He claps his hands, "I've been waiting for this- how do we start? Plutonium sandwich perhaps?"
She knocks on his door, holding a basket of sweet bread. She's come home from college.
He was asleep in his work uniform, but woke up and brushed away the hotdog wrappers from the bed and the floor to answer the door, holding it as open as it would go from the debris by the hinges.
He still had mayonnaise packets in his pockets, and he played with them while he answered the door. "Hey." He didn't know she was coming home today.
"Grandpa Rome...?" (Canada)
"....do I look like-"
@frigidandsilent replied:
"Back the fuck up. What?"
“What?”
@frigidandsilent replied:
"No, I know exactly what I need."
“And what do you need exactly?”