#frogmail

[frogofthemonth]

A chilling reminder

[frogtapesupplier]

Could you please do a Gareth x fem! Reader headcanons? I would like the reader to be shorter than gareth, like she's 1.49-156 (you can choose) and gareth canonically is 1.73, I feel like he would be a little shocked from being taller than you because he's not that tall😭😭

Anyways thanks if you do it💞

thank you so much for requesting ♡ I hope you enjoy it

Gareth x short fem!reader

He loves loves loves being able to hug you and have his head on top of yours 

Especially if y’all are with his friends and he can just hug you into him 

Sitting on his lap is a must for him 

Even if Gareth isn’t the tallest he’s average height so finding someone below average makes him feel needed 

Like if you need anything off the top shelf he is grabbing it for you

If you’re upset with him he’ll purposely put your most used stuff higher up so you have to ask him for help 

He does this even when you aren’t upset he just likes helping you 

If you’ve seen the videos of people putting balloons on their short friends that would be Gareth to you 

At the fair, he immediately buys a balloon and ties it to your wrist or backpack whatever he has to so he doesn’t lose you 

He always puts you in front and guides you to where y’all are going so you don’t get separated

He won’t always lean down to kiss you just push your buttons

He’ll make you stand on your tippy toes to reach him

Loves when you pull him by his shirt for a kiss 

Or if you haven’t seen each other in a while standing on your tippy toes with your arms wrapped around him to kiss him while he picks you up to spin you 

Let’s not forget just running and jumping on him and forcing him to hold you 

Cuddling with him he loves being big spoon and just holding you close to him and sleeping like that 

it's so comforting to hold and protect you

if there's ever a threat he puts you behind him

him sitting while you’re standing to kiss 

He loves that 

Because he knows the second he stands up you’re short again 

Gareth would 100% call you fun-size 

I don’t make the rules it's true he told me himself

Piggyback rides >>> 

Also getting on his shoulders to feel tall

he would hold you up at his height so you could see the difference from his line of sight compared to yours

carrying you doesn’t matter how just him picking you up and walking off 

his jackets and shirts >>> 

He loves how his clothes look like dresses on you 

His hellfire shirt specifically he loves 

When you sit on his lap he can see over your shoulder 

This comes in handy when he teaches you how to play the drums 

If you guys are watching movies together laying in between his legs and just his arms surrounding you

The head kisses and him leaning down to whisper in your ear while watching the movie 

Totally holds stuff over your head so you can't get it 

Hugging him would be top-tier 

One he’s a teddy bear 

Like why would you not want his arms wrapped around you 

Two you get to rest your head on his chest and listen to his heartbeat 

If your shoes give you extra height he’ll laugh to himself when you take them off and you shrink 

If you join him for dnd your characters a dwarf 

(yes he helped you make your character sheet) (also please don’t come for me I don’t know much about d&d) 

Honestly, Gareth is the perfect tall boyfriend for you 

He’s not overly tall but he's the perfect height for you 

We love Gareth here

[wariowareinc]

do it

Make the soup.

i have to focus on homework rn but I definitely will try this monsterous concoction tonight and keep y’all updated

[nevivon]

*scrolls through the ask arcana tag, sobbing*

[frogofthemonth]

i love getting to vote in your interactive frog game. always delightful to see it on my dash wondering what will happen next. AND it is frog themed, which makes me (certified frog lover) very happy <3

Thank you for your kind words I have drawn you as an anonymous frog

[frogofthemonth]

Hi I just wanted to say that frogs are my favorite animal, and your blog gives me so much joy. Every frogpost I get so happy and excited, so thank you for adding some more joy and whimsy to the world through the perfect medium: frogs.

Thanks for your kind message I have depicted you as this little green man, please enjoy.

[frogofthemonth]

hello frogofthemonth. i have recently discovered hit videogame Mudborne: Frog Management Sim. it is where you manage frogs and also Are a frog. i thought you should know about it

Yeah this sounds like something I need to know about thank you

[frogofthemonth]

Her name is waffles

holy SHIT thats a frog