[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen? [/text]
[Text] That depends. Do I get to sample the strawberries, cream and the nothing but - or have you constructed some sort of artillery trap that’ll blast me into a strawberry mess against the doorframe?[/Text]
[Text] And yes, that has happened to me before. Don’t ask. [/Text]








