#frostitutes

[ffverr]

Your mind is so beautiful I am so obsessed with this. Frostitutes.....

I wish I had come up with it but no! This is the fruit of the amazing mind of @/thehermeister on twitter! I had seen it and haven't stopped thinking about it ever since. Mployees is so good too😭

[lasecondevie]

I'm not the most eloquent person, but hot damn I was pissed.

[naughtylist-jack]

*glances down at crotch*

wow you dont need to be so subtle 

no

its not my staff

I am happy to see you

[naughtylist-jack]

*lands facefirst* ow.

…. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

[naughtylist-jack]

you guys should send me a crap-load of messages kthanx <3

[jack-guardian-frost]

"come on kiddo's, i'm waiting to talk to ya! who wants a snow day?!?!"

[naughtylist-jack]

COS IM JACK FROST YES IM THE REAL FROST ALL YOU OTHER JACK FROSTS ARE JUST IMITATING  SO WONT THE REAL JACK FROST PLEASE STAND UP

[godmakemegood]

Okay I'm sure I'm late to this party And I bet there's already been a hundred posts made about this But can someone please tell me wHY SIMON PEGG AND NICK FROST ARE NOT EVEN ON THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD NOMINEES LIST FOR FAVORITE MOVIE DUO LIKE WHAT HAPPENED HERE WHO RIGGED THIS MESS PEGGSTERS AND FROSTITUTES UNITE SUBMIT "OTHER" VOTES LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT SHOW SIMON AND NICK YOUR LOVE AND PUT THEM ON THE FINAL BALLOT LET'S DO THIS.