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[livinces]

"Elsa and Anna had bad childhoods, and they didn't end up like Hans!"

They had some struggles and pain, I wouldn't say their childhoods were bad.

You cannot compare what Elsa or Anna experienced to the full-on bullying and basically abuse that Hans went through. His father basically encouraged his brothers to bully him, 3 of his brothers pretended he was invisible for 2 years (which is some form of gaslighting and/or psychological abuse), they threw bread at him, they threw glass at him, they gave him food scraps for dinner like he was a fucking dog.

Hans, baby, I am standing 10 toes down beside you! 🫂

[livinces]

"Sitron" is Norwegian for "lemon."

Never forget that Hans named his horse LEMON.

[livinces]

Some of you (Prince Hans haters) have never grown up the youngest child, getting bullied by your siblings and being an afterthought to your parents, and it really shows. 😒

[livinces]

Hey, why does (stage musical) Hans keep grabbing Anna's hand and moving it away whenever she tries to touch his face? What is that about? What is wrong with him? (A lot.) Is he okay? (No.)

[livinces]

Anna and Hans are both so "mirrorball" by Taylor Swift coded, it makes me feel like vomiting. 🥺

[livinces]

Can I say something controversial? I don't care for Elsa. In fact, I feel like she is... irresponsible, impulsive, and slightly selfish. Anna is the better choice for a queen.

[livinces]

I once saw someone describe Qi'ra from Solo: A Star Wars Story as "I love you, but I love power more."

And I think that can perfectly describe Hans with Anna.

[thebasementcommentaries]

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It's now December and your kids (or you, don't lie) will undoubtedly want to watch Frozen. Frozen is Disney’s new instant classic (not really) based on Hans Christian Anderson’s The Snow Queen. The sing along DVD is about to come out but what about the Drink Along version. Disney didn't think of that but we got you covered. Logeen, The Eater of Existence and "Phoenix" gush over the beautiful scenery, technical animation mastery and the way to damn catchy music. (I promise we kept the singing to a minimum) Admittedly we probably should have had The Man With No Handle join us just to balance out our love of the film but what're ya gonna do?  Sit back relax with a glass of bourbon heavy egg nog and play along with us, that's what!