Apr 15, 2022
Kuroo, laying next to sleeping kenma: nice
Kenma, still asleep: *cuddles closer to Kuroo*
Kuroo, holding back tears: N I C E !
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Kuroo, laying next to sleeping kenma: nice
Kenma, still asleep: *cuddles closer to Kuroo*
Kuroo, holding back tears: N I C E !
Atsumu : this is crazy idea. insane. stupid. it doesn't make any sense.
Hinata : ...so you'll do it?
Atsumu : for you? of course!
Bokuto : i sleep with a knife under my pillow
Kuroo : weak. i sleep with a gun
Oikawa : you both are pathetic
Kuroo : oh? so what do you sleep with?
Oikawa : iwa-chan
Yaku : you do this shit again and i will NOT hesitate to strangle you
Lev : can you even reach my neck?
Lev : kenma acts tough, but he named his cat missy
Kuroo : avv cute
Kenma : it's an abbreviation. Her name is Missile Launcher
Akaashi and bokuto : *screaming*
Coach : what happened akaashi??!
Bokuto : why are you asking only akaashi? We're both screaming!
Coach : because akaashi doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You, the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.
Kuroo, high on pain meds after injuring himself trying ballet : what's the verdict, doc?
Doctor : we're waiting for your x-ray
Kuroo : but i never dated anyone named ray
Doctor :
Doctor : we might do a brain scan too
Oikawa : you've heard of elf on the shelf, well get ready for...
Oikawa : *throws pot at Iwaizumi*
Oikawa : ...THOT IN A POT
Iwaizumi :
Iwaizumi :
Iwaizumi : well get ready for BITCH IN A DICTH—