Jun 4, 2015
dominjames said: why is there so much lime holy shit just eat a lime you’re barely missing any ingredients
look: limes do not contain alcohol. there was a lime incident and now there is more lime than alcohol and yet there was apparently plenty of alcohol? anyway i’m eating an entire lime right now because scurvy
#thank you @dominjames#facts about scurvy: old time brit navy had hard time with scurvy tooth rot pirate sailor soldier bc would buy lime not lemon#lime not have all of vitamin c for making the not scurvy#so all pirate sailor get scurvy tooth rot bc brit healthcare cheap af and that is why we eat vegetables ladies and gentlemen#fruit also#eat things: the general consensus is that you should eat things#for more wise facts abt everything follow @axel-j#i love you