you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

i’m rex, aka stergeon. call me what you like but i’m a dyke. i shitpost (mostly about elfs) here, make art (also mostly about elfs) over here, and write about sad lesbians on ao3.

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[evilvillain123456789]

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

[cognitohazardous]

then its literally not you girl

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[aaaaaarchive]

[goldensunset]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[ghostlynblm]

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[punkrock-bottom]

Unfortunately I do actually enjoy pizza and having my butt touched

[pjackk]

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

[polari]

[twirling my hair] haha…and what does that portend ;]

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[acid017402568929434704168905466]

digging holes ! #

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[kosmogrl]