#fruit talk

[orange-scout-tf2]

can i have a banana

Sure! Here, have this one *hands you a smaller an average banana* I seen these guys a lot in Asia and they're just as good as a regular banana!

[aliasedfruit]

love how in almost any fandom, especially horror games, there are two types of fan art:

the most intense and messed and beautifully drawn thing you've ever seen

and

shitposts involving the characters doing dumb shit together

I absolutely love it

[jthefruit]

What if I make a gator sona...

It's not like y'all can stop me...

I think I would have an anurism drawing the snout lmfao and I'd draw them once and never again rip

Probably gonna do it anyway :P

[cannibalgh0st]

Omg the edible arrangement I got for my older sister was delivered to her house earlier then expected!!! And she was there to receive it!!!

And the fruit was fresh and presented nicely! I'm so going to leave a positive review :DD lmao! They deserve some praise from me....

🍈🍉🫐🍍🍏🍓🍫

[bswithbspodcast]

Where’s the lie?

[lire-casander]

Hi, if we're using random veggies, I think you're nicer than the nicest ghost apple (lovely tart apple with green veins that's snow white on the outside).

I have googled that because I only knew about a handful of apples (it’s like, the fruit with the widest range of types), and wow this is a GREAT compliment! It looks beautiful and I’m sure it’s sweet when you taste it.

You’re going to make me blush, anon!

[fruitblr]

Every post really does have fruit, color me impressed

we're happy to be able to provide people their daily serving of fruit.

[fruitt-bat]

When I cry tears on my wedding day just know it’s not from joy it’s from the fact the barber LOBBED OFF ALL MY FIANCÉ’S BEAUTIFUL CURLS