Scout here!

Does anyone even garden anymore??????

[orange-scout-tf2]

Heya! Sniper and Engie made me this blog! That's just the coolest thing ever!!

I'm from ORG! Which means.... I dunno

Name's Randy! Buuuut you can call me Rad!! Yeah, I'm so awesome

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Tagging:

When answering: #rad answers

When talking in general: #listen up!

When other teammates join: #rad n team

When other teammates answer: #passing the microphone

WITE Scout/ORG Scout: #white sunset beach

Updates and news: #mann magazines

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(Edit on Marich 15th 2026: older looking Randy, credits to PotatoLord)

[orange-scout-tf2]

Please don't do that, I still need to plant stuff!

What are you trying to do???

[orange-scout-tf2]

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Okay, okay, calm down buddy!

Well, I mean, bananas are in season right now, but we haven't got the forwarded shipment yet so you gotta wait for a bit

[orange-scout-tf2]

*explodes oranges with mind*

OH GOD NO! NOT THE ORANGES

[orange-scout-tf2]

Hiya Scout 👁️

Yo, whaddup?

[orange-scout-tf2]

Favorite pop tart flavor?

(Do you even know what pop tarts are?)

What are "pop-tarts"? Are they, like, regular tarts but with bombs in it?? (That what Soldier does to scare off one if the Demos)

[orange-scout-tf2]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Oh, where the hell did you come from?

Uh, well, I think it's fine right now. Don't like all the gardening much, but hey, it keeps me busy. I would rather plant flowers than veggies

[orange-scout-tf2]

*bites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites you*

Hey, stop bitin me! What's wrong with you??

[orange-scout-tf2]

Hey rad!

*he runs straight up to Randy and pulls him into a tight hug*

I missed ya! It's been ages. Works had me tied in a knot and hung out to dry but hey, I'm here now.

*he looked tired, like work had finally pushed him to the edge, but for some reason his words were hyper and excited*

- @white-team-scout

Woah, slow down tiger! I missed you tons, too!! Was wondering when I'll see you again

*He pulls Oliver in to a tight hug, grinding earth to ear as his heart bang against his chest. It has been way too long, maybe even over a year just to meet his wonderful guy again*

[white-team-scout]

I missed you so much hun

*his heart pounded in his chest as he pulled rad in as close as he could*

Are you busy right now?

[orange-scout-tf2]

Me? Busy? Have you ever seen me do literally anything around here?

*he chuckled slightly slowly fading into something more awkward. He really need to work on his lying skills and his poker face if he wants to win against Engie next time* Actually, yeah, I've been busy. But I'm free right now!

We can do whatever we want! Get ice cream, go to the library (and maybe burn the books) or just sit on empty train tracks and pick daisies

[orange-scout-tf2]

Hey rad!

*he runs straight up to Randy and pulls him into a tight hug*

I missed ya! It's been ages. Works had me tied in a knot and hung out to dry but hey, I'm here now.

*he looked tired, like work had finally pushed him to the edge, but for some reason his words were hyper and excited*

- @white-team-scout

Woah, slow down tiger! I missed you tons, too!! Was wondering when I'll see you again

*He pulls Oliver in to a tight hug, grinding earth to ear as his heart bang against his chest. It has been way too long, maybe even over a year just to meet his wonderful guy again*

[orange-scout-tf2]

can i have a banana

Sure! Here, have this one *hands you a smaller an average banana* I seen these guys a lot in Asia and they're just as good as a regular banana!

[terbiuminatrenchcoat]

FUCK YEAH, THANK YOU:DDDDDDD

[orange-scout-tf2]

If you want more, just call me at any time of the day and I'll try to get your order ready!

[orange-scout-tf2]

can i have a banana

Sure! Here, have this one *hands you a smaller an average banana* I seen these guys a lot in Asia and they're just as good as a regular banana!

[white-team-scout]

YO!!! HEY OLI!!!! LOOK UP THERE! LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!

🌿🌿

IT'S A MISTLETOE!!!!

@orange-scout-tf2

A... mistle.... toe?

...... what's that? Just a plant.

[orange-scout-tf2]

Well, yeah, but it's a plant for Christmas!

They usually hang this plant over two people and then while those two people are standing under it, they have to kiss

So, yeah

Yup

[strawbeerries-of-red]

Wat your favorite fruit, my dude? Could send you a crate or two!

@orange-scout-tf2

Scout - "Apples, pretty sure tha rest would say the same. 'Sides, there's a bunch of things you can make with it so..."

Sniper - "Er. Thanks mate."

[orange-scout-tf2]

Soooooo... One crate of apples then?

[shortcake-demolition]

Are you short

@orange-scout-tf2

Aye. I suppose so. 154.94 cm can be concerned short.

[orange-scout-tf2]

Ey!!! We're practically the same height!

HIGH FIVE DUDE!

[existencebringsonlypain]

picrew game time

all are invited. have fun!

[leatafandom]

Thanks so much for the tag! This one was fun~

No Pressure Tags: @lucathepanman @huntressandlioness1 @idabbleincrazy @incorrectcoldflashblog @fantasticstoryteller @toutes-les-routes and anyone else who'd like to!

[huntressandlioness1]

Thank you for the tag!

No pressure tags:

@samwinchesterappreciation @official-president-loki @bentnxtbroken @fenrirlokison01 @deviantredhead @ash-muses @souls-for-fandoms and whoever else wants to.

[ash-muses]

Thanks for the tag, @huntressandlioness1! <3

Here's my little guy :D I always joke about nearly being "elf height" (if I was in LOTR, anyway), so I took the opportunity to make him an elf lmao

No pressure tags: @rammakela @chevroletdean @221bstrange @mollylumelon @alwaysxinxtrouble @originator-of-deceits @mythical-muses @swiftlymoniquesblog @byondtheveil @vbecker10 @animnerd @lulubelle814 @linnylooo

If you don't want to be tagged (or there's a different blog I should tag for my RP friends) please let me know! <3 Also, if I didn't tag you and you want to be included, I'm happy to add you~

[the-insufferable-tricksster]

[OOC]

Whoag it’s me.

@cherryficmc @eagle-head-charge @banner-on-vacation @peterbsideparker

[eagle-head-charge]

YOU SENT A COMMUNIST SITE WHICH DOES NOT CONTAIN AMERICAN HELMETS FOR MY BIG AMERICAN HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

I had to improvise. Only AMERICAN INGENUITY could make something that looks JUST LIKE A HELMET!!!!!!!!!!!! …A very strangely shaped helmet!

I DON’T KNOW WHO TO PING. CALLING ALL SOLDIERS TO PARTICIPATE!!!!!!!!!!! Let me see you play dress-up, hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meet-the-trapper-tf2]

No goggles. Still, dress up is fun! I look cute like this :)

All of you can participate if you want!!

@red-demo-tf2 @red-animal-handler @grn-sniper-tf2 @conductor-on-grn

[conductor-on-grn]

they had the colour of my headset this time !!!

open tags. go wild mis amigos

[grape-flavored-acid]

I think I made myself a bit too young, don'cha think? Ehz whateva.

Imma tag da scouts here. Y'all don gotta joint hough, just sayin'!:

@green-scout-tf2 @orange-scout-tf2 @ylw-scout-tf2 @murple-scurt @pnk-motha-fuckin-blur @reds-bastard-punk @fastandfruity @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @blu-scout-the-cooler-scout @asktheasianscouttf2 @zombiescout-lmao @black-scout @white-team-scout @thepinkscout

So, it's been a while since mod checked the scout blogs tagged here, so mod apologize for not color coding you (well, except white and black scouts, mod guess, sorry)

[orange-scout-tf2]

Don't like the fact that they don't got orange

Buuuuuutt!! I do look quite nice here!

[orange-scout-tf2]

Hey pal! ya wanna join da actual scoutlings blog? Me n Blu are makin it, so dm for the login to ya know join it

- @the-green-scout

A SCOUTLING BLOG??? HELL YEAH!

Get me in there this instant!!! Thanks dude!