FAIRY TAIL + SABERTOOTH FAKE SCENES
GRAY : i heard you and lucy got into a fight
NATSU : yeah, she said "take what's yours and leave"
GRAY : uh--so??
NATSU : i took her hand and walked out
MINERVA : how do you spell 'perfect'?
ERZA : E-R-Z-A
MINERVA : but that's your name?
ERZA : i know lol
NATSU : if i punch myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong?
STING : strong
ROGUE : weak
CANA : an idiot, that's what you are
LAXUS : nothing is free
MIRAJANE : love is free
LUCY : yeah, so is friendship
ROGUE : everything's free if you don't pay for it
GRAY : what's your best quality?
ERZA : just one? that's insane, i have like 900
YUKINO : can i follow you home?
MINERVA : the heck, why?
YUKINO : my parents always told me to follow my dreams
MINERVA :
MINERVA : what the fuck yukino--
yeah i'm out of post ideas lmao 💀💀💀