#ft;james

[alice-ii]

[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss

[equally drunk text]: ive bearly even seen u fr 29 fcking minutes[equally drunk text]: why. literally why am i the one ur always angry at.[equally drunk text]: everything id o. wrong. can’t do shit right.[equally drunk text]: t[equally drunk text]: watttt

[alice-ii]

[text]: did you sleep with him ?!

[text 9:06 am: James]: no. u were right. he was a dick[text 9:06 am: James]: spare the i-told-you-sos[text 9:07 am: James]: going to work in yesterdays clothes for no reason[text 11:43pm: James]: i’m dumb i fucked him anyways, roll me a spliff i’m coming home.

[edwardlupine]

[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

[text: James Siriusly Fucking Ripped Potter]: right? if it were anything but human it should be fucking dragons. or wolves. not birds. who wants to be a bird? nobody.[text: James Siriusly Fucking Ripped Potter]: also when did you change your name in my phone. who gave you the right? PSH

[edwardlupine]

[owl] : She’s going to be able to see thestrals after tonight because i’m about to murder that pussy.

[OWL]: Dude, don’t let any girl ever hear you say that, ever. [OWL]: Also love the pussy, don’t murder it. Important life lesson.

[edwardlupine]

[owl] : Fuck this I’m getting Nando’s.

[OWL]: Sorry, sorry, work is running later than I thought. Get some for me and I’ll grab us some butterbeer? Pleeeeeeease. I’m starving.

[alice-ii]

“it’s like there was a train that was going to the rest of my life. & i just… missed it.”

Alice was silent for a moment, nodding as she heard James’s anger and sadness manifest itself in a different way, but not entirely unfamiliar. “I know it feels that way, but doesn’t mean it’s over.” If there was anything Alice could be for him it was optimistic, even if he didn’t like it. “Take a bike there. Run? Maybe a nice stroll. Kick the ass of the people who made you miss your train while you’re on your way. The rest of your life is waiting for you James, maybe you just have to travel a different way than you thought before. I don’t know what that path is, but what I do know is your damn alive. Living the fuck out of life.”

[alice-ii]

[text] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP!

[text]: why the fuck would she do that.[text]: hope you told her no and never ever bring that up again.[text]: WAIT no, on the contrary tell her we’re fucking all the time.[text]: lots of people, each other, everybody.[text]: ... with no protection.[text]: lol yeah do that.[text]: hahaha lol[text]: serves mum right.

[alice-ii]

[text] Sorry I told your mom she was hot and made things awkward.

[text] you’re uninvited from every family dinner[text] forever[text] ew... you little shit.