Alfie definitely slaps Adrian’s ass before soccer games and when he passes by during frat parties just to fuck with him
Adrian is the live fast die young type, alfie quite likes the thought of being an old man
Adrian smokes more than alfie, and Alfie doesn’t try to pull it out from him but he sometimes gives Adrian shit for it
Alfie has the warmer body, and Adrian sometimes needs the warming up
Adrian is always looking at stupid shit on his phone, trying to distract alfie during important meetings and alfie always laughs before telling him to shut the fuck up
Both of them have been caught sleeping in very…strange places, like the soccer field after a pick up game
Adrian never studies, even when alfie makes him come to the library with him and alfie always studies way too hard
Of course Adrian always takes his coffee black, and alfie claims to have ordered the same thing to avoid the pussy backlash but he always orders an English breakfast tea with cream and sugar
Out of the two of them, adrian is definitely the more outwardly shady, but they’re both really sweet under their intimidating exteriors
Adrian will talk with his mouth full, and alfie throws a napkin at him while laughing
Both of them love bear hugs, sometimes alfie will come cuddle Adrian and Noah will walk past them and roll his eyes at their idiocy
Adrian without a doubt still buys the juice boxes, and Alfie steals them
I am going to leave this up to interpretation because there are too many things I could say here and I cannot ramble
Alfie would leave notes and Adrian would tell him he’s a fucking idiot
Alfie would remind Adrian to breath
Aflie would of course be the one bailing Adrian out of jail
Both of them would sleep in together until noon if they had the opportunity
Adrian has a far worse temper than alfie, so he would be the one punching walls and alfie would be the one patching both him and the wall up
Both of them would have plain phone cases, one black and the other red
Both of them would blast music in the car, but alfie would probably do more singing than Adrian
Adrian is the better kisser, and alfie has beautiful eyes
Alfie has the sunshine smile and Adrian has the seductive gaze, though they both definitely qualify for both
Adrian would experience more intense jealousy, but also…it’s Megan fox so he would definitely understand
Alfie fucking hates wearing his glasses around Adrian, he without a doubt pokes fun at him for them
Adrian would cheat without knowing he even cheated tbh
Alfie would get jealous of Adrian’s flirtatious nature
Adrian would order a milkshake and alfie would order soda, but they’d share with each other
Both of them run their phones down until they’re dead
Alfie hums and quietly sings from time to time while he’s doing chores, but would never go pro with his voice of all things
Both of them would go barefoot, but Adrian definitely has a better collection of shoes than alfie
Alfie takes his neat, Adrian takes his on the rocks, but it also depends on the type of alcohol
