#ft. oscar

[eizagzlz]

when was the last time you had tacos at 2 am after a party or club night? because that's what we are going to do next weekend in cancún, you, me and that gorgeous wife of yours. a night in cocobongo then dancing at mandala and after that the best tacos al pastor. what do you say? @oscarisaacfms

[jacobelordifms]

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Bachelor party for this handsome devil. Night one.

[peytonainsworthh]

✘ &

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

P [2:01AM]: WHAT DID U SAY TO LEO

P [2:01AM]: he got VERY quiet when i was talking about you so what did you do?? and don’t you dare lie to me oscar i sniff out lies like a cadaver dog

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

P [10:27AM]: thank you for staying last night and watching me ugly cry, just to be clear that will never be happening again because hysterically sobbing isn’t my thing nor is being ugly

P [10:29AM]: i love you ozzybaby. you’re my other half & without you i’d be a much more boring person 

P [10:30AM]: also thanks for leaving before i woke up so we didn’t have to acknowledge you being the little spoon last night ;) 

[peytonainsworthh]

ø and %

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

P [4:41AM]: WHERE R U

P [4:41AM]: we always b drinkin & losin each other 

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

P [11:21AM]: So I know we cant date because we’ve been friends forever but like

P [11:21AM]: Would you date me if you just met me on the street? Am I catch?

[sarcastrxphics]

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@nightmaresxandxdaisies

[noahlevinstein]

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What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?

text: I needed that case on my desk this morning. I know you can work faster than this.

text: OSCAR ANSWER ME

text: Oh shit, sorry, I just realized I was texting the wrong number LOL

text: My tinder date is v confused

text: Anyway come to my office ASAP, i want to talk over your notes.

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours.?

text: Is it against HR rules if we spend the rest of the day in a bar?

text: Ugh I’m supposed to be setting a good exAMPLE

text: Ur tie was super cute today

text: Once upon a time would have definitely tapped that, 10/10 def on my list of cute white boys

text: Wow I’m drunk im putting my phone away.

What my muse saved your number as?

Oscarrrrr (because that’s how she usually says his name and also with the emoji that has glasses on like a lil nerd lol)

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

Taken during a lunch break while they were in court.

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

I have a feeling that one drunk night Oscar set his ringtone as his own voice telling Noah to pick up the phone and she hasnt’ changed it since. (she also doesnt know how lol)

How many times my muse has called your this week?

A few times but mostly she just yells for him from her office

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?

Probably a few as well.

@thatlovelyman