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i finally updated my naruto magnum opus as more sasuke propaganda!! please vote sasuke in the @narutocharacterpolls!!! if he beats tenten i will upload another chapter asap i promise!!!
The last time I've written serious Naruto fanfiction was 2015, so I blame them for this.
I wanted to write something as a thank-you for them being one of the best writers for the Naruto fandom. Their fics always bring me joy. Their characterizations are amazing. Their wlw fics are galaxy brain.
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Mei Terumi could feel a headache coming on.
It was not over the current war effort, thankfully. Mostly because said war effort had managed to defeat their opponents, ie: a snake-possessed necromancer, a thought-to-be-dead megalomaniac, an impossibly hard-to-kill plant man, a self-made Jinchuriki, and a literal rabbit Goddess.
Truth be told, anyone should be having a headache from such an insane repertoire of God-like beings managing to cripple five nations worth of forces. Or, well, any sane person—and Mei likes to think herself as rightfully sane, thank you very much.
She is, after all, the person who stopped a tyrannical Kage from furthering destroying her home nation from the inside out. And, you know, committing even more genocide. So, there was that.
Thankfully, she is the current Mizukage. The Fourth Shinobi World War is done and over with. They have won. They are alive.
But Mei hasn’t survived this long without being able to see the big picture or think a few steps ahead. She wouldn’t have been able to dismantle Yagura’s forces and managed to beat him down and kill him, otherwise.
Every nation has suffered great losses from this war. They’d nearly been fighting an unwinnable battle ten times over. All the current survivors were no doubt suffering from massive psychological if not physical damage, having had to watch their comrades fall before them in variously gruesome ways.
That’s without accounting for the people who watched as their dead comrades and family were raised from the dead to fight against them. Then with them. Then having their bodies crumble as the jutsu keeping them going burned out, the stolen minutes with loved ones lost making things either healing or unbearable, depending on the person.
Quite frankly, it was an exhausting debacle for all involved, in ways that most of them had not—could not—have accounted for. They were all pushed to their limits physically, mentally, and emotionally.
And while the threats were finally vanquished, it’s not over yet. Not by a long shot.
Because after this, they must bury the dead. Heal their wounded.
Then after that, they have to figure out where the hell to go from here. How to just…move on.
Sure, the shinobi nations all teamed up together against this major threat. But what comes after…?
How will they deal with war criminals like Orochimaru of the Sannin? Like Kabuto Yakushi? Like Sasuke Uchiha?
How will they go about making a peace treaty? Will there be a peace treaty? They’ve come together to fight in this war, yes, but that was out of necessity. So that the entire world did not fall into chaos. This rare show of unity can hardly erase decades of bloodshed and ill will and complicated history between the Elemental Nations.
It’s all a rather nerves-inducing line of questioning that, sadly, they must consider. Especially those in positions of power and authority. Since Mei is Mizukage, she’ll no doubt have to weather all of that.
For any and all possible talks of peace, the Kage will be involved, of course, because that’s a no-brainer. But who else will be pulled into the discussions? The war tacticians? The Nations’ daimyo? The very teenagers that felled a God and saved them all? Probably. Most likely.
Mei Terumi can barely stand talking to Water Country’s daimyo on a good day. Add in the daimyo of the other Nations—all ridiculously spoiled, ludicrously rich, greedy old men—will eat away at her will to live. No doubt they’ll bicker over who will cover the costs of reparations, and about how much aid should be granted to their shinobi villages, and blah blah blah.
Kill her now…
Mei likes to think that she is perfectly reasonable. That she can keep a level head, and bullshit with the best of them. That she is strong enough to get her point across without being callously cruel—and that just because she has compassion, it shouldn’t be considered a weakness.
Her nation has lived under tyranny and pain and tumultuously bloody waters for far too long. She does not want to rule with an iron fist, but still wants to be strong and cutthroat enough to protect her people and keep others in check. She’s sure she can lead her village—her country, her home—to a better tomorrow.
She’s sure that not everyone else thinks that. Many people see what they like to see, and they see a beautiful woman who acts coquettishly and dresses up. They see a woman who happens to have two powerful kekkei genkai. She must have gotten lucky, right? She must have seduced and swayed enough men to her side to do her bidding, for her to be Mizukage. She must have gotten in a good shot with her two bloodlines, to take out the previous Mizukage.
Mei is a perfectly reasonable person, and she is competent, and she is strong, and she happens to be quite a good leader thank you very much.
She’s also fairly certain that no matter how hard she tries, she will not be held in the same regard simply because she is a woman in a world of men.
Case in point: even if the daimyo don’t get involved with the peace treaties, there’s the other Kage to worry about. Mei would like to think that she’s got the patience to deal with them and the coy poker-face to back it up, but they’re all rather…hm. Eclectic is the most diplomatic word she can think of.
Onoki is an old coot who wouldn’t know innovation and progressiveness if it bit him on his fat red nose. Ā is, quite frankly, a bullheaded asshole who has negative tact and is constantly grandstanding to compensate for his probably small dick. Two patronizing, utterly misogynistic bastards that would rather butt heads and yell for an entire meeting than take any form of suggestions because they had sticks shoved that far up their own asses.
They were downright incorrigible.
There was also the third male of the group to worry about, though admittedly in a completely different sense.
Gaara speaks carefully and is perfectly polite, very willing to listen to others on top of that. He’s proven himself to be a good leader and oddly fantastic motivational speaker—kid could probably move an entire mountain range if he asked the ground nicely enough— strong in his own right. But there’s still the fact that he’s just a teenager.
He’s only been Kazekage for about, what, two years? Sure, that’s longer than Mei’s been Mizukage by double, but she’s been spearheading the Kiri Rebellion for a solid number of years before-hand. She’s led squadrons and held the lives of hundreds in her hands while Gaara was still stuck in school or private lessons. Suna scrambled in the time it took to train up a replacement after their Kage was assassinated by Orochimaru, lucky enough to find someone as strong as Gaara to take the mantel. But that doesn’t hide the fact that he’s the most inexperienced of them, made a Kage all at sixteen, barely seventeen now.
Despite everything he’s done to prove himself in the war—and having proven himself at least a good five times over, at that— Gaara’s age will always be an obstacle he has to overcome. Onoki and Ā certainly didn’t consider him a threat to their grandstanding and bullshit for just that reason, using seniority as to why they considered their own peon brains to be greater than Gaara’s.
Gaara is someone who’s willing to listen to reason, but Mei cannot count on him to be her main support. To act as a tiebreaker, possibly. But Onoki and Ā look down on him nearly the same amount as they look down on Mei herself. The fact that he is young puts him on the same level of Mei being a woman, in their misogynistic views.
The only person she can count on to have any Gods-forsaken sense is Tsunade Senju, and for good reason.
Tsunade is older than all of them but Onoki, and she certainly has the strength and experience to back herself up. She hasn’t been a Kage for as long as Onoki and Ā, but her strength is literally legendary and she’s well-travelled and intelligent, which is more than either man can claim. She’s one of the Sanin, and she revolutionized Medic Ninjutsu across the entirety of the Elemental Nations, for Gods’ sakes.
If not for Tsunade being temporarily incapacitated during her tenure, she’d have a spotless record.
As it is, she cuts through bullshit like a sharpened kunai through butter. Nothing cows her. No men will get her to back down, and certainly not men she could crush with her bare hands.
Tsunade is so competent and amazing, Mei’s possibly even a little in love. But that’s natural, isn’t it? It’s Tsunade Senju, after all. Mei’s sure everyone is a little starstruck when in the presence of such a force of nature.
In fact, Mei quickly finds that the first post-war meeting with Tsunade is probably the smoothest and most productive meeting between the Kage yet, no doubt since the founding of the Hidden Villages themselves!
And it’s all because Tsunade Senju takes no prisoners. When she sets out to do something, she gets it done.
Onoki and Ā are quick to start bickering about reparation costs and whining about treaties like the utterly braindead, paranoid bastards they are.
But, oh no. That doesn’t long very long with Tsunade around.
The blonde woman slams her palm on her desk with careful restraint, as the wood doesn’t shatter on impact. She leans over it, stares straight into Onoki and Ā’s eyes with an intensity that would make lesser men shit their pants.
And then, speaking in a tone that brooked no argument, “My grandfather, Hashirama Senju, God of Shinobi, could tame the Tailed Beasts. He first created the Ninja Villages for peace. He was literally re-animated to fight by our side, in the flesh. Alongside my student, one of the teenagers that helped kill a God because the world couldn’t shut the fuck up for two seconds and stop fighting. We. Are. Going. To. Have. Peace.”
Both men closed their mouths, in-synch, with audible clicks of their teeth.
For once, they are silent, and it’s utterly delightful.
“As someone who stopped a bloody civil war and the massacre of bloodlines, in order to bring peace to their own Village, I concur,” Mei agrees calmly, flashing a sweet smile with a hint more teeth than polite. Normally, she would have more constraint, but she is so damn giddy, she can’t help herself but jumping at the weakness like a shark smelling blood.
(She may be kinder than the past Mizukage by leagues, but she is still the leader of the Bloody Mist. She’ll find a way to reform her Village so it’s no longer known as the Bloody Mist, but they are still the most ruthless of the Ninja Villages by far.
That is to say: when Mei sees an obvious weak point, a chance to sink her teeth it, well. She’ll take it. She’s not all looks, after all. She’s as ruthless as the rest of them.)
Onoki and Ā narrow their eyes at Mei, their lips thinned as they frown disapprovingly and grumpily at her—no doubt for her daring to speak.
But before they can protest, Gaara comes in clutch, as the tiebreaker that Mei had been hoping for.
Hands clasped in front of himself and looking much older than his seventeen years, the Kazekage nods solemnly. “I agree.”
One meeting.
One meeting is all it takes to make the peace talks officially under way, and Mei cannot be more relieved.
She might just have to send Tsunade a complimentary fruit basket or something, as a thank-you. The Sanin has managed to nearly singlehandedly dismantle the bullshit of grandstanding and dick-measuring that the meetings would have devolved into, if not for her directness.
Besides, it was impossible for Onoki and Ā to ever compare, anyways.
After all, Tsunade very obviously had the biggest dick out of them all, just by proxy of how she conducted herself alone.
It’s also helpful to have someone that the saviors of the world so clearly respect and look up to. Sakura Haruno was literally Tsunade’s student. Naruto Uzumaki calls her ‘granny’. Sasuke Uchiha is wary around her and stands as far as possible from the woman that he can— without both appearing rude and leaving the side of his friends.
So yes, it was an absolute blessing to have Tsunade as the Hokage, if only because it made everything so much easier for Mei to handle as the Mizukage in political meetings.
Women have to stick together, after all, in a world of men.
But hopefully, they’ll help usher in a future where women are given the opportunities to be able to be equals with men. Being female Kage certainly helps start that.
“So,” Tenten says, and she passes her water flask to Karin. The other girl was clearly unprepared for the kind of workout Tenten was going to throw at her today - so it’s a good thing that Tenten kind of figured that, and came overprepared. “How are you adjusting?”
Uzumaki Karin is an interesting girl, an interesting situation if Tenten does say so herself. She’s pretty used to weird family situations - there’s her and Genma, of course, who are siblings despite not an ounce of blood between them, and people sometimes take that kind of weird. There’s Neji and everything with his whole family. There’s Lee and the fact that Gai-sensei has basically adopted him at this point. She never met Naruto before the exams, but she did ask Genma about him later.
“Kid’s been dealt a hard hand in life,” he had said. “No family here in Konoha. Didn’t really expect him to have family outside of it...”
As far as Tenten knows - though she’s never really been a history buff - clans and family tend to very much stick together, so she’s not sure why Karin’s in a whole ‘nother village. Or. Was.
“It’s... a lot,” Karin says, and she stares down at the water clasped between her hands. “But everyone’s really nice here.”
“Why wouldn’t we be?” Tenten asks. Sure, there’s some assholes in Konoha - no place is perfect - but...
“Not everyone’s nice,” Karin says simply, simple enough that Tenten knows better than the press.
Instead, she tips her head back, blinking up at the sky. “Well, glad we are here, then,” she says. “So what are you going to do?” She looks back down, meets Karin’s eyes. “Lee says you’re not sure if you want to stay a ninja or not.”
Karin... hesitates. Presses her lips together in a thin line and looks away. “No,” she says. “I’m really not sure.”
“Okay,” says Tenten, because even if it’s a bizarre life choice it’s still her life choice to make. “Why are you training, then?”
“I’m already behind,” Karin says, and her voice is firm. She meets Tenten’s eyes, determination etched in her gaze. “If I do choose to stay a ninja, I need to catch up.”
Tenten grins, and takes her water back. “Sounds like a plan,” she says, and downs some. “C’mon - enough of a break, let’s spar.”
As Karin looks pained and pushes herself to her feet, Tenten bounces eagerly from foot to foot, ready. Uzumaki Karin is interesting, she thinks.
And she’s a member of Team Gai. Best way for her to get to know someone? Is beat them up.
