Pls share your notes last time they were so funny ^-^
Hiii!!!!!! :333 so I've only seen three (ish) episodes so far — I'm horrific for getting distracted lol — but here are some of the (funny) notes I've taken so far!
Episode One:
Opening scene
Her family raised her to be the Dragon Guardian for the Dragon Sanctuary. Which exists. Because it does. This contradicts nothing.
Mushroom stew is a good meal for sick Dragons. ...I will use this information wisely (liar)
She can do Dragon breeding ????????????????????
Why does Phantom, a Dragon, have what I assume to be a New Orleans accent. Why. Why does the dragon have a distinctly American accent I HATE this
The frogs are immortal?????? You know what ok.
Entrapment - cast by a wand, puts something in a sphere which raises them up. Ok how is that necromancy.
Meets Silver
Silver calls her 'love'. dies.
Silver maybe. Don't .SILVER STOP
"Protectors always want to arrest somebody" - Silver
SHES JUST PUTTING SILVER IN JAIL LOLOL
Oh they have a full on prison here holy shit. LIKE THERE ARE SO MANY CELLS
Silver has a: katana, staff, lucky coin, teddy bear and bread. Relatable.
Protectors meeting thing
Bryan, Jakey and Relena are just joining. Kay is late lol (there was a skunk).
Lmao WHY IS SHE THE QUEEN EXPLAINNNNNN
This is such a goofy job application form ass situation.
Bryan comes from a well known family within the region and he is an orphan (he said it exactly like that). Pity points lol
Jakey: I don't wanna be last (is last)
JAKEYS ACTUAL NAME IS JAY. ??????NO?????
Ahshahahs Lo'Pho just told Jakey to come to the meeting lol
MarioMania joined the game.
Jakey just took Oliver cause he looked cool. Fella could've had a family or something
Oo motivations: Bryan joining the Protectors to find who killed his parents mmmselfish !! (OAHDEHJWHDGS LO'PHO SAID "YES WE GET IT" AFTER HE SAID THAT IM CRYING).
Lo'pho: show us a piece of this Magic
Bryan: *pulls out a sword*
How do you propose to save innocents with fire? - Lo'pho, man is asking the good questions.
OH Relena has a dragon tail! Ok!
OH SHE HAS BEAST TRANSFORMATION OKKK BUNCHA FURRIES AINT YOU
Lo'pho is just sitting on the table lolol how cute he's her cat.
"Clearly you have some experience in ProtecTING OH—" Lo'pho just before Relena low-key jumpscared him with that transformation.
"That's pretty creepy" CRYING. BRI DONT SAY THAT
"She's pretty distracting all right" LO'PHO STOPPP BE NICE
"For every shield we need a sword" Lo'pho stop being so quotable challenge FAILED.
Kay calling Lo'pho a kitten ehdghehehe "I am not a kitten! I am a warrior" of course Lo'pho do you want some milk now?
"Oh yeah I have this big spear I've had since I was little" giant fucking Thing.
Kay: you're a very strong and powerful tiger....man
Lo'pho: hmmmmmmmmmm............ She's in.
Lo'pho fr just told Jakey to apply lmao.
"Did you hear what she said?? She had poetry coming straight out of her mouth!!!" - Lo'pho to Jakey about Relena
"He does not seem capable at all! He's a blubbering fool!" LO'PHO YOU TOLD HIM TO COME HERE.
"I wanna learn how to use this large thingy!" Kay starts swinging around the giant Thing while giggling menacingly.
Episode Two:
Training!!
Kay tottttaaaallllyyyy doesn't live in a den mhmhm yeah totally
"I can smell the lies all over your body" Lo'pho to Kay. Begging him to be normal.
Trying to save the pig from Lo'pho
Kay hits Jakey. Everyone is disorganised and honestly this is hilarious.
They killed the pig.
Relena killed Kay.
"you just shot flames at your queen!!" Lo'pho to Bryan after he fire dragon roared at Bri by accident. Bryan proceeded to bow and apologise repeatedly. Bri was hashtag completely fine
Uh oh Bri's on fire lol nevermind
There is now floating fire and no one can put it out.
Bryan is phrasing through the ground oh dear.
Silver and Bri in the prison:
Silver doesn't shut up
STOP CALLING HER LOVVEEEE
oooo some minor corruption in the Protectors! Arresting people who don't deserve it — Lo'pho sometimes arrests people who he probably shouldn't.
Silver: Do you come to talk with all of your prisoners or just me ;)
Bri: No, just you. You're sketchy.
Phantom realllyyyy wants to eat someone. What kind of dragon is he anyways
"You read books about cats?!?!" Silver to Bri. There is a trend here. Cats.
The GMC meeting:
Oh everyone is awkward to meet Silver lol
Ritchie: Are you wearing a bear hat?
Silver: it's a panda hat >:(
Fred the teddy bear is Silver's second-in-command awww that's cute I guess it's also weird but you know.
Silver: DID THAT CAT JUST TALK?!?! (about Lo'pho)
Michael: For all we know the Bear could have special magical abilities (trying to be hopeful, was surprisingly correct.)
Bri: ...isn't there qualifications to be a guild leader
Silver: I MEAN YOU'VE GOT A KITTEN
Fred is the "lead man" investigating the death of Reaper, little do they know Fred is Reaper.
(serious hat) It's actually very intriguing how Jonathan is subtly sowing division within the guilds, mentioning how Grimshade are known to be an assassins guild when Silver said Reaper was killed by someone "in the shadows". Also Michael's scoff at the suggestion he had a part to play in Reaper's death was very funny.
Ritchie, for once, being smart and asking if there's any evidence for the claims that Grimshade was potentially involved with the killing of Reaper other than circumstantial "Grimshade is a Dark Guild™ and Reaper was mysteriously killed".
Oh hey Bren and Brandon are here. I forgor
MICHAELS GUILD MARK IS ON HIS ANKLE. MICHAEL WHY.
Lol Silver got a point with that "I'm not pointing fingers or anything but there's only two guilds here with weapons out" about Grimshade and Divinus like. They are the most aggressive.
Interesting how Bri is like. Inherently untrusting of Silver (because he broke into her office LMAO). She's saying him knowing it was a death but not knowing who killed Reaper is "suspicious" even though that's a fairly easy thing to happen in a world that has literal magic in it.
Ritchie going "these are all pointless accusations" like damnnn he had sense before Brandon disappeared! "We have no evidence. We're just pointing fingers".... Ritchie I didn't know you could be so level headed.
Michael "I could always consult the spirits to see if they saw it on the day it happened" man THIS is why I'm making him a spirit God slayer like the magic suits that so much more than shadow especially compared to Colin's capabilities.
Why is Ritchie just fired up lmao bro is literally surrounded by lightning like calm down you don't need to panic.
Oh they're shocked at the topic of the Grand Magic Games coming up, that's interesting. It apparently hasn't been held in "quite a while".
Silver doesn't even know what it is (everyone sighed).
Jonathan: I look upon it as a great learning experience for the wizards :D (this guy is evil btw)
Prison (again):
Silver realllyyyy wants to stay with Bri lmao
Bri has a dark secret past. Because who doesn't lol.
The water is not for drinking.
Episode Three:
Speaking with Silver, in prison, again:
Silver: how did you become the leader of the protectors with Dormant Magic
Bri: you don't have to have magic to protect civilians
Okay but Bri.... Hm okay so you can be in a guild without magic okok so everything about La Carnival having magicless members was??? A non-issue?????? Mother fuckers lmao
Okay so Silver can just. Teleport. He just can. He also has Requip magic, "you can take anything away from me, but I can bring it back", but like. Fella how are you teleporting you don't have a weapon in your hand.
Okay!! That's most of them, I tried to cut out the ones that were. Literally me just taking down notes LMAO I didn't want to bore anybody ahhagsha anyways hope these were enjoyable!! Once I watch more episodes I'll definitely share the notes I take down — probably in this format as opposed to taking pictures cause copy and pasting is a LOT easier for me (and there isn't a limit!). Thank you for the ask! <3333 have a wonderful day/night!!!








