GM is cucking their own profits. I hope the go bankrupt and Stellantis starts making Silverados. I hope Ford buys the mustang, and because I'm not a total masochist, I Hope ol' Carroll's Grandson gets the Corvette namesake (and Holden, while we're here.)
GM KNEW the El Camino would sell like hot cakes. They had the polls, the stats, the numbers. Instead, they sold a Pontiac. Yeah, that Pontiac. The one that died in 2001. Sure, it still existed. But is a walking dead man alive, or just not experiencing the inevitable yet?
Genuinely, fuck YOU GM. I desperately hope you go Bankrupt. And I hope you never get bailed out. No lobbying can fix your shit hole that you dug. You can't even compete with Ford Maverick, a half ton compact that the Holden Commodore Ute could beat in 2017. Ya know, your brand? The one you gave the axe because you just don't know to run a company while in the bullpen. I'm cucking you as we speak. I'm fucking your wife. All of them. I know your chairmen think I'm just some guy on Tumblr. I'm a menace. I will never recommend a GM vehicle over Ford right now. There isn't a sedan on your lot that can fix the fact that a Mini Cooper feels more luxurious than a Buick right now. Fuck dude, even a Jeep feels more luxurious. At least it has a true competitor with the Bronco. What happened to Big three? The brands who ruled NASCAR? The brands who decided what was muscle, and what was puny? What happened to the Chevrolet that was actually good at something, like being a good buy?There isn't even a Cadillac that can compete with a Benz, and there isn't a Chevy that is beating a Ford in... Well, anything but reliability. And that's the sad part. I'd rather see people have to call a tow than drive your POS brands.
I hope you lose all your money, and when you call for a bailout, I hope you know Ford will lobby against it, and since Trump is absolutely for the money, and Ford has more, you won't get bailed out. I hope it happens this year. No, this isn't a threat. I just really want you to fail at the one thing you thought you were to big fail at. Any titan knows when an Olympian comes along, someone's getting thrown into Tartarus. You aren't an Olympian. You're a relic of a bygone era, one that even Nissan could fill.
Eat the rich. I've heard they taste like chocolate, but personally, I'm pretty sure they taste like brisket ends done just right. I'm gonna slather em with barbecue sauce.